Yo Momma Jokes
WARNING: These contain spoilers to the Star Trek movie
Hey Spock!
Yo Momma so Fat, she got her own gravitational pull.
Or maybe that is an artifact from the black hole that killed her.
Our telemetry is not accurate enough to tell.
Yo Momma so Easy, she pulls EVERYTHING inside her.
Or that might again be that killer black hole.
Our tests so far have been inconclusive.
How is Yo Momma like the Town Bike?
Everyone's taken a ride! And they were both consumed by the black hole that destroyed your home planet.
Yo Momma so Dense, you might be able to perform a slingshot manuever around her for the express purpose of keeping her and most of your species from being consumed by a black hole.
Submit your own in the comments!
Hey Spock!
Yo Momma so Fat, she got her own gravitational pull.
Or maybe that is an artifact from the black hole that killed her.
Our telemetry is not accurate enough to tell.
Yo Momma so Easy, she pulls EVERYTHING inside her.
Or that might again be that killer black hole.
Our tests so far have been inconclusive.
How is Yo Momma like the Town Bike?
Everyone's taken a ride! And they were both consumed by the black hole that destroyed your home planet.
Yo Momma so Dense, you might be able to perform a slingshot manuever around her for the express purpose of keeping her and most of your species from being consumed by a black hole.
Submit your own in the comments!