the 15 word mpregs i wrote.
fandoms:
harry potter - 4
death note - 1 [!!!]
the office - 1
the simpsons - 1
pokémon - 1 [wtf.]
reservoir dogs - 1 [oh no.]
disclaimer: They are supposed to be, like, squicky AND funny. But mostly just funny. Because mpreg shouldn't be taken seriously.
ETA: 07 and they're unlocked for extrabonusrandomsurferfun!
original location: over at lily's.
Hoookay.
harry potter (I feel no shame, Rowling had it coming.)
George was puzzled.
As was Mr Bagman. He had thought he'd impregnated Fred Weasley.
--
"A disgusting mixbreed like Hagrid, then," Severus stated loathingly.
Grawp just patted his belly proudly.
--
It shouldn't be possible.
But when you're Harry Potter, masturbation can lead to gruesome things.
--
The Giant Squid could no longer hide it.
Alastor Moody's eye needed no ultrasound photos.
Death Note (Just had to. Because, Kira and stuff.)
L ate cake.
He joked, "We can call it the third Kira."
Raito wasn't laughing.
The Office (I blame kenboy because I can't blame myself.)
"Gareth, d'you know why Keith's not DJing tonight?" Tim asked.
The answer traumatized him for life.
Simpsons (You know it.)
Carl blamed it all on polluted Springfield water.
And he'd tell Lenny. Tomorrow. With beer.
Pokémon (I disturbed myself with this one.)
"Pika-pikaaaa! Pikachuuu, pikapika! Pikaaa!"
Ash never understood what Pikachu meant. Little Pika was born fatherless.
Reservoir Dogs (I am so sorry, Mr Tarantino.)
"I'm a cop, Larry."
Then Mr White decided to save the good news for later.
Some of those really suck because I'm not good at working with word limits. Or, pregnant men.
harry potter - 4
death note - 1 [!!!]
the office - 1
the simpsons - 1
pokémon - 1 [wtf.]
reservoir dogs - 1 [oh no.]
disclaimer: They are supposed to be, like, squicky AND funny. But mostly just funny. Because mpreg shouldn't be taken seriously.
ETA: 07 and they're unlocked for extrabonusrandomsurferfun!
original location: over at lily's.
Hoookay.
harry potter (I feel no shame, Rowling had it coming.)
George was puzzled.
As was Mr Bagman. He had thought he'd impregnated Fred Weasley.
--
"A disgusting mixbreed like Hagrid, then," Severus stated loathingly.
Grawp just patted his belly proudly.
--
It shouldn't be possible.
But when you're Harry Potter, masturbation can lead to gruesome things.
--
The Giant Squid could no longer hide it.
Alastor Moody's eye needed no ultrasound photos.
Death Note (Just had to. Because, Kira and stuff.)
L ate cake.
He joked, "We can call it the third Kira."
Raito wasn't laughing.
The Office (I blame kenboy because I can't blame myself.)
"Gareth, d'you know why Keith's not DJing tonight?" Tim asked.
The answer traumatized him for life.
Simpsons (You know it.)
Carl blamed it all on polluted Springfield water.
And he'd tell Lenny. Tomorrow. With beer.
Pokémon (I disturbed myself with this one.)
"Pika-pikaaaa! Pikachuuu, pikapika! Pikaaa!"
Ash never understood what Pikachu meant. Little Pika was born fatherless.
Reservoir Dogs (I am so sorry, Mr Tarantino.)
"I'm a cop, Larry."
Then Mr White decided to save the good news for later.
Some of those really suck because I'm not good at working with word limits. Or, pregnant men.