h/d badfic.

Aug 11, 2005 22:31

I wrote some badfic so maybe I could get some reasonably good fic out of my system sometime this week. Meaning I lazily wrote the worst fic I could just so that the next time I sit down and write something, it's not this bad ( Read more... )

fic: harry potter, harry potter, fic

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licoricegirl August 11 2005, 20:08:58 UTC
This needs to be not friends-locked so everyone on my f-list can share in my glee.

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fivil August 11 2005, 20:26:40 UTC
*shifty eyes*

Okay, fine. I will just have to add a huge disclaimer that states this is not the kind of stuff I usually write.

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licoricegirl August 11 2005, 20:37:09 UTC
WONDERFUL. The crackiness, I love.

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fivil August 11 2005, 20:44:29 UTC
Heh. I was fairly amused when writing it. I tried not to pull in all the clichés, though, because I think clichéfic is done so much better by other people (geoviki wrote that one meta-type-of-cliche-fic that was H/D that was funny as hell).

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fivil August 11 2005, 20:45:17 UTC
Great. Now let me just sign up on FFnet as "Dracosgurl87" and I'm on my way to stars.

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bloodybrilliant August 11 2005, 20:45:13 UTC
Oh dear Sanni. You do badfic too well! I am shaken! Shaken to the core! And laughing quite a bit.

Of the whole fic, some of the things I liked best are these:

The Author Notes. Without them, we'd have no idea what was going on!

The song lyrics. Is that a real song? Or bad lyrics you made up? *meeep* either way. j

The eating disorder.

Harry, the Cure-All. Because he's HARRY!

Love!

The Dark Lord's punishments and punishing practices. His points, yes. Voldemort's punishments were very evil and cruel because he was always trying to make a point with his punishments. Usually the point was that he was cruel and evil. Draco had learned this point but he still didn't like it. He cried onto his wet clothes, cried until he fell asleep on the cold floor.

Oh teh angst!!!! *slashes wrists*

Oh teh love!!! *HEALS*

Yes. I ♥ this story. You are so versatile!
Oh, Sanni! I love you!!!
*is healed*

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bloodybrilliant August 11 2005, 20:47:34 UTC
Also, the title. I nearly forgot. It is perfect!

So THAT is where my true love is! LOVE! now I know.

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fivil August 11 2005, 20:49:14 UTC
Yeah, I'm kind of geographical like that. I like to point people to correct diarections! XD!

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bloodybrilliant August 11 2005, 20:56:01 UTC
I love geographical love! And directional love as well! OTP!

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kimby77 August 11 2005, 21:00:25 UTC
Wow, Sanni.

I expected this to be bad. But man... this just went beyond my expectations. It brought a tear to my eye.

Also, hahahaha TWU WUV omg.

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fivil August 11 2005, 21:14:56 UTC
I rock at writing crap! XD!

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fivil August 11 2005, 21:15:35 UTC
Linkin Park is good listening for humor purposes. ;D

Thanks!

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