Dear Femslash09 Writer:
O HAI.
I am sure you've been killing time being a total creep, um, I mean- reading the other Dear Author letters, where everyone says they're easy and you shouldn't freak out and whatnot. Well, I am easier than them. Some might use the term 'whore'.
Now, I really just want to read some femslash. I will basically read anything (possibly my Delicious bookmarks might help you?) I'm fine with crack, I'm fine with porn, I'm fine with angst, I'm fine with epics where people go to hell and then stop at Starbucks for a frozen something. I am fine with fluff to some extent and I am mostly fine with tears, but I am usually not fine with sappy "I love you, charactername characterlastname" unless you think you can totally pull that off and it makes sense to the story. Actually, if you happen to have this crazy idea that you really fucking love, forget anything I said and just go with that.
Okay, so my requests:
Gossip Girl: Blair/Georgina, Blair/Vanessa, Blair/Serena, Serena/Georgina
Gossip Girl RPF: Leighton Meester/Jessica Szohr, Leighton/Blake Lively
What can I say about Blair Waldorf? I can't, really. Queen B makes the show for me. I love her insecurities, her crazy schemes and delicious revenge plots. I love that Serena is ridiculously in love with her and so carefree, but still has bad!Serena somewhere deep down. I love that Georgina can bring out that side of her because she JUST WANTS TO BE FRIENDS, DAMN IT. CAN'T I MAYBE PET YOUR HAIR WHILE YOU PUKE AND THEN FILM IT AND BLACKMAIL YOU? ISN'T THAT WHAT FRIENDSHIP IS ALL ABOUT? lol. Just pick your flavor, I'm sure I'll love it.
As for the actresses, they have a talent for inspiring crack in their fandom. Subtlety? Not so much. All you need to know is that they have crazy chemistry together, Blake Lively is a goofy golden retriever, Leighton Meester is a responsible owner, and Jessica Szohr just NEEDS MORE LOVE. It's perfectly fine whether you want to write hooking up on set fic or crazy AU shenanigans. Again, pick your flavor.
Buffyverse: Faith/Dawn, Buffy/Faith, Blair/Faith
Basically, I love Faith. I love cleavagey!slutbomb!Faith and I loved "reformed"!Faith. I threw Buffy/Faith in there since they were my OTP ~back in the day~ (shut up Mary, look at your age) and they are, I think, the safe option if you can't think of what else to write for this fandom. I'm not particularly nitpicky, but I tend to dislike S7 General Buffy.
Faith/Dawn is a pairing that I'm particularly curious about, because I think the dynamics would be funny, so I really have no restrictions here. Do as you please.
Blair/Faith is my crazy crossover idea. I feel like they would drive each other absolutely nuts and that sort of tension can only lead to TEH SEKS. It's scientific fact.
Since this letter has gotten embarrassingly long, I hope it'll at least be the tiniest bit useful. And because I already love you, I want to reward you with five minutes of uninterrupted eye contact.
There. Wasn't it great?
I am sure you've been killing time being a total creep, um, I mean- reading the other Dear Author letters, where everyone says they're easy and you shouldn't freak out and whatnot. Well, I am easier than them. Some might use the term 'whore'.
Now, I really just want to read some femslash. I will basically read anything (possibly my Delicious bookmarks might help you?) I'm fine with crack, I'm fine with porn, I'm fine with angst, I'm fine with epics where people go to hell and then stop at Starbucks for a frozen something. I am fine with fluff to some extent and I am mostly fine with tears, but I am usually not fine with sappy "I love you, charactername characterlastname" unless you think you can totally pull that off and it makes sense to the story. Actually, if you happen to have this crazy idea that you really fucking love, forget anything I said and just go with that.
Okay, so my requests:
Gossip Girl: Blair/Georgina, Blair/Vanessa, Blair/Serena, Serena/Georgina
Gossip Girl RPF: Leighton Meester/Jessica Szohr, Leighton/Blake Lively
What can I say about Blair Waldorf? I can't, really. Queen B makes the show for me. I love her insecurities, her crazy schemes and delicious revenge plots. I love that Serena is ridiculously in love with her and so carefree, but still has bad!Serena somewhere deep down. I love that Georgina can bring out that side of her because she JUST WANTS TO BE FRIENDS, DAMN IT. CAN'T I MAYBE PET YOUR HAIR WHILE YOU PUKE AND THEN FILM IT AND BLACKMAIL YOU? ISN'T THAT WHAT FRIENDSHIP IS ALL ABOUT? lol. Just pick your flavor, I'm sure I'll love it.
As for the actresses, they have a talent for inspiring crack in their fandom. Subtlety? Not so much. All you need to know is that they have crazy chemistry together, Blake Lively is a goofy golden retriever, Leighton Meester is a responsible owner, and Jessica Szohr just NEEDS MORE LOVE. It's perfectly fine whether you want to write hooking up on set fic or crazy AU shenanigans. Again, pick your flavor.
Buffyverse: Faith/Dawn, Buffy/Faith, Blair/Faith
Basically, I love Faith. I love cleavagey!slutbomb!Faith and I loved "reformed"!Faith. I threw Buffy/Faith in there since they were my OTP ~back in the day~ (shut up Mary, look at your age) and they are, I think, the safe option if you can't think of what else to write for this fandom. I'm not particularly nitpicky, but I tend to dislike S7 General Buffy.
Faith/Dawn is a pairing that I'm particularly curious about, because I think the dynamics would be funny, so I really have no restrictions here. Do as you please.
Blair/Faith is my crazy crossover idea. I feel like they would drive each other absolutely nuts and that sort of tension can only lead to TEH SEKS. It's scientific fact.
Since this letter has gotten embarrassingly long, I hope it'll at least be the tiniest bit useful. And because I already love you, I want to reward you with five minutes of uninterrupted eye contact.
There. Wasn't it great?