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Am I the only one who's greatly, inexplicably annoyed by Jared Fogel, that Subway spokesdude?
I don't know why I hate him so much. I find him very creepy, though. It's something to do with his teeth, I think, or his mouth... it's always an oval shape, like :0 when he's talking. And his eyebrows never seem to move... one's always up, the other always straight. Gah, I don't know, but I wish he'd seriously go away. Really. How much weight did you lose? NO WAIT, STILL DON'T CARE. I can't stand to watch him giving little speeches about how chicken should taste. Really, though: You eat a turkey sub for lunch, and a footlong veggie sub for dinner, EVERY DAY, not only are you going to get very bored, you're going to be very broke, and then you won't have enough money left to suck up the extra skin left over from when one loses 250 pounds. I'm sure Subway took care of that for him.
And what's up with all the foaming face cleanser commercials that show two pretty blonde girls washing their faces together, then hugging and laughing? It's true that I don't have a lot of friends, girls or otherwise, but washing my face is not at the top of my list of things to do with a buddy. They always splash their faces so neatly, too, and it looks so terribly refreshing, but what they don't tell you is that it's impossible to attempt in your own home without causing a minor flood and messing up whatever you're wearing.
Feh.
I need to send my computer back to the company, big fun... Getting the backlight replaced... They estimate five to seven business days after the FedEx dude comes and gets it from me, but I have a feeling I can't really rely on that. I know they're just going to rip off my monitor and put a new one on, so I doubt my information is at risk, but I still have to back up all these files, and I'm afraid I'm going to forget to back up something direly important. Let's see... images, documents, favorites... gwah, there's no way I'm going to be able to back up all my music...
Sigh.
I don't know why I hate him so much. I find him very creepy, though. It's something to do with his teeth, I think, or his mouth... it's always an oval shape, like :0 when he's talking. And his eyebrows never seem to move... one's always up, the other always straight. Gah, I don't know, but I wish he'd seriously go away. Really. How much weight did you lose? NO WAIT, STILL DON'T CARE. I can't stand to watch him giving little speeches about how chicken should taste. Really, though: You eat a turkey sub for lunch, and a footlong veggie sub for dinner, EVERY DAY, not only are you going to get very bored, you're going to be very broke, and then you won't have enough money left to suck up the extra skin left over from when one loses 250 pounds. I'm sure Subway took care of that for him.
And what's up with all the foaming face cleanser commercials that show two pretty blonde girls washing their faces together, then hugging and laughing? It's true that I don't have a lot of friends, girls or otherwise, but washing my face is not at the top of my list of things to do with a buddy. They always splash their faces so neatly, too, and it looks so terribly refreshing, but what they don't tell you is that it's impossible to attempt in your own home without causing a minor flood and messing up whatever you're wearing.
Feh.
I need to send my computer back to the company, big fun... Getting the backlight replaced... They estimate five to seven business days after the FedEx dude comes and gets it from me, but I have a feeling I can't really rely on that. I know they're just going to rip off my monitor and put a new one on, so I doubt my information is at risk, but I still have to back up all these files, and I'm afraid I'm going to forget to back up something direly important. Let's see... images, documents, favorites... gwah, there's no way I'm going to be able to back up all my music...
Sigh.