Un-inter-rupted!
So browsing around on Noel's blog today, I came across an interesting post, which, of course, especially grabbed my attention due to the retention of the name Lisa:
The Ten Commandments of Marital Purity
1. I shall have no other human relationships before Lisa, including the kids.
2. Remember the date night and keep it holy.
3. Honor Lisa on anniversaries and special days so that you may live long in the land the Lord has given you.
4. I shall not take the covenant of marriage in vain by apathy.
5. I shall not ride in a car or eat in a restaurant alone with a member of the opposite sex.
6. I shall not travel alone.
7. I shall not counsel a woman with the doors closed.
8. I shall not share the details of our marriage with others.
9. I shall not watch, read, or expose myself to sexual explicit shows, books, DVDs, etc.
10. I shall remember the implications of breaking this covenant and commandment before God.
Now this is specifically referring to marriages among pastors, but--what do you think? Think this would make a good contract for any potential future husbands?
Also, anyone else ever notice how Cake's "Short Skirt, Long Jacket" parallels the description of a good wife found in Proverbs 31?
The Ten Commandments of Marital Purity
1. I shall have no other human relationships before Lisa, including the kids.
2. Remember the date night and keep it holy.
3. Honor Lisa on anniversaries and special days so that you may live long in the land the Lord has given you.
4. I shall not take the covenant of marriage in vain by apathy.
5. I shall not ride in a car or eat in a restaurant alone with a member of the opposite sex.
6. I shall not travel alone.
7. I shall not counsel a woman with the doors closed.
8. I shall not share the details of our marriage with others.
9. I shall not watch, read, or expose myself to sexual explicit shows, books, DVDs, etc.
10. I shall remember the implications of breaking this covenant and commandment before God.
Now this is specifically referring to marriages among pastors, but--what do you think? Think this would make a good contract for any potential future husbands?
Also, anyone else ever notice how Cake's "Short Skirt, Long Jacket" parallels the description of a good wife found in Proverbs 31?