I love Google ads. This was in Gmail:
Here's a hint, Danny-boy: I promise you, that Nigerian *doesn't* really want to send you his dead-former-employer's money. Tell you what: give me your bank account number and I'll make sure he didn't steal any of your money. By the way, I've got this awesome bridge for sale, if you're interested.
In other news, we're still trying to figure out what we're doing about the apartment situation--we got them to switch the lease so we can stay here, but they raised the rent $25 a month. It's not a lot, but it's still a pretty scuzzy thing for them to do. At the very least we're going to try to get them to steam clean our carpet in exchange for the rent increase.
Happy birthday,
zionchild! Can't wait to see you guys... it's been too long!