I watched Kill Bill today and remembered why I haven't watched it in ages, it's boring and kind of ugly. It has the really awkward dialogue of all Tarantino films and spends so much time pointing out how people are shit all the time and the SOUND EFFECTS!!!! They are so unnecessary it hurts. The Fight choreography is really stilted and unattractive ( Read more... )

I gave in a bought an Edward action figure, I feel so ashamed. And them I bought some sparkly nail varnish and now he is a true sparklepire and my nails are sparkly too ( Read more... )

I was playing horrify the Twilight noob earlier this evening, it is a fun game. People listen and are speechless and then progress into the "What?Really?" stage.

I have also found some rings that actually fit me! This is a momentous achievement because I have silly fingers.

Also Lectures, boo.

Also Also Boob Day

I finished reading Breaking Dawn the other day (and have been trying to write this entry for ages) and my thoughts on Twilight are that it was worth it for the crackiness of that book. I think that if SMeyer let herself she would make a really good horror writer because lots of her plot could have been awesome if it didn't feel like she was ( Read more... )

Lulz I thought I was done with Twilight but I'm clearly not. I think I might even buy the DVD for the commentary it sounds fun.

(I can't stop my self from saying "Good grief!" mostly in my head thank god but why have suddenly become a character in children's fiction?)

I swear sometimes I do things just to annoy myself. I'm reading Wide Awake, it's a Twilight fan fic that is uber long and written by a BNF who recently flounced ending up on Fandom_wank and snippets there made me want to read it (for the lulz you understand). Specifically the unicorn orgasms.

I went to see Twilight, ohh, a week ago now (this week has been the busiest by far since the vacation began) and I thought it was pretty good as a movie, not brilliant but far better than the original (largely due to the charisma of Robert Pattinson IMO) the sparkling scene is my favourite thing ever although I thought the sparkling could have ( Read more... )

I think I'm officially the weirdest person ever, I braved the sleet and cold to go out and buy Dark Passion Play (I had a particularly bad case of "I want it now!" last night so I went out to buy it to satisfy my id or something) and I'd forgotten how awesome Nightwish are and how pretty Tuomas is ( Read more... )

ZOMG my love for Rpattz knows no bounds.

He is so awesome and totally a Twatlighter

LOL Twilight.

The skin of a killer.

I'll be over here dying of laughter. (from cleolinda's new entry)