The Man Code
Since
rufustehshinra was curious and I happen to mention it, here's the Man Code for anyone that's never read it. I actually only know of it from a Facebook group that my guy friends forced me to join, but it's HALARIOUS. It's basically these non-spoken, halarious rules that guys made up that seem to dictate what they can or can't do. Don't take it seriously if you're easily offended or something. Though I'm sure that canon!Dante follows these rules very, very closely.
To list a few (snagged randomly):
2. When questioned by a friend's girlfriend, you need not and should not provide any information as to his whereabouts. You are even permitted to deny his very existence.
9. A friend must be permitted to borrow anything you own - grill, car, firstborn child - within 12 hr notice. Women or anything considered "lucky" are not applicable in this case.
21. If your girlfriend asks to set your friend up with her ugly, whiny, loser friend of hers, you must grant permission, but only if you have ample time to warn your friend to prepare his excuse about joining the priesthood.
34. You can not rat out a friend who show's up to work or class with a massive hangover, however you may: hide the aspirin, smear his chair with limburger cheese, turn the brightness on his computer way up so he thinks its broken, or have him paged every seven minutes.
EDIT #1: More laws here on a Facebook group.
EDIT #2: Even MORE laws here on a DIFFERENT Facebook group. (Dude, why don't have a consensus somewhere? -_-)
EDIT #3: You can only see those last two links if you're a Facebook member. Sorry. D:
rufustehshinra
rufustehshinra was curious and I happen to mention it, here's the Man Code for anyone that's never read it. I actually only know of it from a Facebook group that my guy friends forced me to join, but it's HALARIOUS. It's basically these non-spoken, halarious rules that guys made up that seem to dictate what they can or can't do. Don't take it seriously if you're easily offended or something. Though I'm sure that canon!Dante follows these rules very, very closely.
To list a few (snagged randomly):
2. When questioned by a friend's girlfriend, you need not and should not provide any information as to his whereabouts. You are even permitted to deny his very existence.
9. A friend must be permitted to borrow anything you own - grill, car, firstborn child - within 12 hr notice. Women or anything considered "lucky" are not applicable in this case.
21. If your girlfriend asks to set your friend up with her ugly, whiny, loser friend of hers, you must grant permission, but only if you have ample time to warn your friend to prepare his excuse about joining the priesthood.
34. You can not rat out a friend who show's up to work or class with a massive hangover, however you may: hide the aspirin, smear his chair with limburger cheese, turn the brightness on his computer way up so he thinks its broken, or have him paged every seven minutes.
EDIT #1: More laws here on a Facebook group.
EDIT #2: Even MORE laws here on a DIFFERENT Facebook group. (Dude, why don't have a consensus somewhere? -_-)
EDIT #3: You can only see those last two links if you're a Facebook member. Sorry. D:
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