The last six movies shipped from the top of the queue which is maintained almost entirely by Carrie ( Read more... )

Someone told my mom that she would "really enjoy The Hangover" and that she "should totally watch it because it's hilarious."

I can only be convinced of five fundamental truths based on this suggestion:

1. This person is in their 20s and has yet to develop the awareness that a 57-year-old woman who drinks a glass of cold duck (cheap ass wine) mixed ( Read more... )

Last night, E! ran "Chasing Amy" starting at 11 ( Read more... )

We saw this trailer last night.  I laughed out loud through most of it.

At the end, I was attempting to say quietly (though failing) to Carrie, "Lifetime had a coin toss tournament and said only ONE of their movies could make it to the big screen this year.  Voila!"

October 16.  Count it down, baby!

Movies A-Z - On TV | myLifetime.com

I have an aunt who, and I couldn't make this up for anything, once recorded every single Lifetime movie on VHS and watched them.  Almost continuously.

When I made fun of her (at the age of 14 or so), she informed me that I was not a real woman if I didn't understand how true to life these actually are.

Yes.   ( Read more... )

We saw "Star Trek" tonight.  Really, when May comes around, we become movie whores.  Going, Netflixing (is this officially a verb yet?), catching free weekends of HBO, all of it.  We like our movies ( Read more... )

For some reason that I cannot even fathom, we watched two Al Pacino movies back to back...."Righteous Kill" and "88 Minutes ( Read more... )

Lesbians and general Lesbian Science Theatre 3000 wannabes...

Maggie and Annie.

If you can stream Netflix, it's free.  If you are in the mood to be entertained by horrific acting, sound, editing, music, and plot and to see the single worst representation of a therapist in movie history....

Maggie and Annie is your movie.

Best comedy we've seen in a ( Read more... )

We went to Juno last night with Tara, Tanya, and Emily.  Loved it.  Probably my favorite movie since "Little Miss Sunshine."  Go see it.  Now.  Screw your jobs.  :-) 

We saw Ocean's 13 last night.  I love that whole series mostly because it's fun to watch actors just kinda all hang out in the same set and play around with it.  It's fun to smile at the pretty people.

And I'm going to ruin one joke for you by telling it here so if you're holding out and don't want ANYTHING about Ocean's 13 spoiled for you, then ( Read more... )