Fauna Pixel Trade Round Robin: 3.3
Fauna Pixel Trade Round Robin: 3.3
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dorkasaur_sims : 1.0 | 1.1 | 1.2 | 1.3 | 1.4 | 1.5
kingmike1224 : 2.1 | 2.2 | 2.3
bondchick_nett : 3.0 | 3.1 | 3.2
When we left the Fauna clan last… Chameleon had super awesome boots and showed her natural flair for mother-hood; animate & inanimate items alike bulged in eyebrow raisingly uncomfortable ways; NOODLE WAS HAILED MESSIAH!; ~Mysterious~ pizza continued to be mysterious; Manitee bloomed early; the family TRAUMATISED the private school headmaster with an all you can eat flesh buffet; AND.
THERE.
WAS.
TRIPLETS.
GAHFACEMONACLECAKES!
Welcome back to a floor plan that, apparently...
I just CAN'T abide.
Route failure. The least tastiest of all the jams.
(PS: HI KUDAN MAGICAKES!!)
Getting all those mid-life crisis checkboxes ticked there, Zebra (kingmike1224)?
She insisted on rolling such random wants - one aspiration for EVERY dollar! - so I caved, sold Bella Swan's truck (it failed to attract any vampires of ANY kind, diamond-sparkle™ or no) and bought Zebra an outlandish seemingly jet propelled sportscar.
The kids weren't suffering for it anyway, they had around $60k after the purchase and I'm not one to scrimp on spending xD
I remembered a promise I made to jenji_sims, and gave Chameleon awesomely dyed hairs. Featuring blue, cause you GOTTA have blue hairs!
Inauspiciously, Chameleon wasn't particularly fond of starring in a japanese cartoon.
Disco Stu, now Bad Santa-ing after you!
I edited one of the existing Simville buildings (YEAH DiscoGambling!) to be able to host dance contests, since I'd NEVER had one before! WOOOO!!!
Chameleon danced her heart out against various sims of mine (*snuggles Sigrid Valkyre, and Herbage Floraman*) and her aunt, Celeste Nelson ( niloublue).
Zebra seemed intent on officiating. In her pajamas.
There's no denying, Chameleon rocked the dance ~emotions~. Meanwhile her Aunt Celeste sort of... Stood there and wiggled her arms a little, smiling winningly at the DJ.
YEAH CHAMELEON! She clearly had this in the bag - Sigird & Herbage BOTH fell down, and who does Celeste think she's kidding with her arm wigglage?
AND YET! Celeste wins! O_O;;
I. CALL. NELSON. FAMILY. MAFIA!!!
They can pay off every pixel_trade sim to NOT sleep with Zebra, they can CERTAINLY rig a non-qualifying-heat dance contest.
Celeste: YOU PROVE NOTHING. I WIN!
With no desire for a rematch, Chameleon wandered over to the dance station, and clambered on in with a slightly punch drunk smile on her face.
ZEBRA on the other hand was raring to go so I hooked her up to redeem the family honour.
From family.
...
ANYWAY. Chameleon's awesomely booted feet pressed themselves up on to the footholds...
And for two GLORIOUS minutes she glowed so brightly it was if the dance station was one of the coveted lullabye-singing, day-brightening, sweet-dream-bringing, sleep-tightening glo-friends of my childhood.
I didn't get to have one when I was a kid, but that's clearly cause I wasn't born a young aryan ubermensch who frequented vagina parties O_o;;;;
Sweet-dream-bringing & sleep-tightening that is, until the tables were turned and the station got on her...
And out of her...
Meanwhile, on other parts of the dance floor...
Zebra harnesses her pyjama dancing EDGE!
Also, apparently doing the Gorilla' is in in Simville O_O;;
Zebra: Oh yeah baby, I gots this in the bag. Anyone wanna doubt me? We'll take out out back and I'll introduce you to my little friend... *balls fists and giggles smirks*
(PS: CORRESPONDING WALL COVERING TO OUTFIT RATIOS ARE CORRESPONDING! O_O;; XD!)
THAT'S MORE LIKE IT! TAKE THAT, SISTER-IN-LAW!
Celeste: What? I let her win.
SURRRRRRE.
Disco annihilation achieved, Zebra & Chameleon returned home whereupon I encountered Manitee talking ladybugs to someone in her shared bedroom...
Chameleon cried her disappointment over disco!loss & dancestation!vomit until she died from it fell asleep...
So the only life forms in the room that would've been at all receptive, for certain definitions of receptive, were the ants...
So she seriously carried on a conversation with a window full of ants? O_O;;;;
I think we need to get Manitee some sim friends and stop encouraging her science hobby so much... Who's with me? ^_^;;
BWAHAHAA! Chameleon I love your priorities. That's right, Pangolin. Don't say Mummy, or chair or Daddy or Archaeopteryx. Say it with me? Chameleon!
Manitee: ARMAGAD SCIENCE! *mind blown*
Yeah... About those real live sim friends...
I felt bad as I'm kind of neglecting taking screenshots of Pangolin - for a moment I even forgot his name! O_O;; So I took this one so that we could speculate on
a) why he's a little wall eyed and
b) if he will grow out of said toddler-pains and become a MASSIVE HOTTIE.
Discuss.
Take a good looooooong look at Zebra, as she is, because now we're about to go THROUGH THE MISTS OF TIIIME AND SPAAAACE to see how it could've been:
What if Zebra had moved into a fresh new house in a fresh new hood that I built, with loads of room and even MORE room to expand.
And unlike a zebra leopard, she changed her spots.
Had I sent that girl off on a good old fashioned MANHUNT! Would she almost IMMEADIATELY hit upon the super cutes McKinley Fontaine ( ourwaxensuns).
And would he ever hit upon HER?! In the rain complete with FIREFLIES for lansakes?!
BE MORE ROMANTICAL.
In a totally MIRROR REALITYwithout the Nelson Family Mafia, a whole mess of sims - both PT and otherwise - could've instantly and WITHOUT ~HESITATIOOOON~ begun farting hearts all over the shop for our fair heroine.
And the pool, nay, OCEAN to choose simmie baby shake from could've offered many MANY flavoursome fish to fry?
Though some fish are oft shinier than others.
Charles Franklee (jenji_sims): I AM A GOLDEN GOD!
Well, arguably Zebra's presence is just exposing you for what you really are...
LOL GLAD I GOT THAT TWILOL JOKE OUT OF MA SYSTEM...
Charles: Also, trust me, I'm a doctor! *eyebrow waggle*
Did he SERIOUSLY just try and pick her up with a 'lets play doctors and nurses' line?
*in shock*
Well, I guess not as this is an alternate conjectural reality, but HE DID, RIGHT!? O_o;;
This is where, however, I'd begin to worry that it was becoming AWKWARD.
What is she, the town bike?
And would fisticuffs be destined to fly on this humble street corner? Well, I guess it IS a street corner, how could I possibly expect otherwise if this is the kind of pick-up scenario I'd indulged Zebra in.
What would've happened had the numbers of those muscling in on the Zebra action upped to THREE at once!? O_O;; And had an actual vamp (I THINK his name is Kodiak and I THINK he's by sixamsims , but when I went to double check I couldn't find him on her journal) wandered in onto the scene. I'm not sure Zebra's turn ons meter could've coped.
Would he just tear the other two suitors to shreds?
But apparently this is an OVERLY civilised alternative postulation. In this world, instead of bowing to the Mafia of Nelson and shoving Zebra away and/or OUT, they instead wait patiently for their turn to flirt/hit on/suck face...
And they appear all more than ready to come back to her place and get her down to her bare essentials...
And a little more of the good stuff back at her home...
Right over left and under, left over right and through!!
Tying your arms into a reef knot: the ONLY way to sexytime in alternate realities.
As much as I LOVE ME some Liam (niloublue), I'm actually kind of sad we "missed out" on these fresh conquest faces. xD *has great plans to include McKinley in OTHER projects*
The good thing about alternate Mob-Free reality? Your prospective suitors have NO qualms about popping over the moment the previous suitor has left for a date...
If that's what it is they're calling it these days. xD
WTH POP UP, of COURSE you tend to the signature animal. Apparently that was the wrong choice in bizzaro-reality and she got demoted. FAIL!REALITY!
While Zebra had a follow-up Interview date with the Vampire, Charles snuck his way through the ENTIRE house to gift her this tv - big house with room for expansion means no recrational furniture bar the bed... xD So this was MIGHTY welcome.
In alternate realities, the rs fall FAST.
And adorable.
But alternate realities also have ~~SPOOKY SANDWICHES~~! O_O;;; And honestly, who wants to eat those?
Well, apparently ghosts do. But what's the fun in TS2 ghosts? You can't see them to screenshot them, not very useful in a shared game. So lets blow this poltergeist ridden reality before all the cupboard doors on counters that don't even have meshed doors start opening and GIANT GHOST PUPPETS spring forth from beneath the bed.
WE'RE BACK! AND EVERYTHING IS IN COLOUR! INVERSE WIZARD OF OZ!
Except for Zebra's hair, which has decided to turn monochrome, perhaps in homage to her lost alternative life?
Either that, or SHE JUST DONE GOT OLD!
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To explain, the 'alternate' was some of the highlights from when I originally tried playing the Faunas, I played for a night and then everything started crashing constantly, and the whole hood basically died utterly. There had been some other weird things happening in that hood previously but it mostly played fine until then. Thus the move to simville and the Chameleon filled 'reality' we know now! :D