Toby: Dude, you
kidnapped me for your radio show?
John: What can I say, I didn't feel like reading anything tonight.
Toby: ...So are you gonna like, kill me after?
John: I promise I won't kill you after.
Toby: Crossing your heart won't make me forget you're a vampire and you totes drink people like me for dinner.
John: But will it make you
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