Dresscapades

[felixamatrix]

All the formal dresses in the stores look like ostriches who wish to be disco balls.

My highschool prom is dress is perfect except my boobs won't fit inside of it.

The options are:

A. creative repair of dress
B. breast reduction
C. go to very conservative Virginia Military Institute Ball with boobs out
C: buy ugly dress.

Any ideas?