The worst part of a vacation is having to go back to work. *pouts ( Read more... )

A goddamn four wheeler is not supposed to be played with in the godddamn city. Especially not right outside our goddamn house, making that goddamn noise and endangering my godd... I mean my darling children. Dude, seriously, cut it the fuck out before I come out there and show you just how deep those tire tracks can dig into your ass ( Read more... )

Fuck, I would kill for something sweet right now. There's nothing, NOTHING, sweet in this whole house. Except, you know, sugar. And I'm this close to just taking a spoon to the sugar bowl. *twitches ( Read more... )

I stepped on a scale today for the first time in six months ( Read more... )