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A goddamn four wheeler is not supposed to be played with in the godddamn city. Especially not right outside our goddamn house, making that goddamn noise and endangering my godd... I mean my darling children. Dude, seriously, cut it the fuck out before I come out there and show you just how deep those tire tracks can dig into your ass!
Goddamn midlife-crisis look-I'm-still-young-and-cool penis-enlargement toy.
I'm home alone. Hubby is in Frankfurt, the girl is with her grandparents and has been all week, the boy is outside playing with some friends. Even one of the cats is outside but the other one is keeping me company on the couch. *pets her*
I went to the store and bought all the healthy snack I could think off. Apples, pears, bananas, grapes, ricecakes, salt sticks and pistachios. And some soda water to drink with it. If I'm gonna survive nights alone until Monday I need stuff to distract myself with. Eating usually helps the most. Therefor healthy snacks. Well, better than Doritos and potato chips anyway. And no Coke for two weeks now.
Not that I noticce any change on the scale. *sighs*
Goddamn midlife-crisis look-I'm-still-young-and-cool penis-enlargement toy.
I'm home alone. Hubby is in Frankfurt, the girl is with her grandparents and has been all week, the boy is outside playing with some friends. Even one of the cats is outside but the other one is keeping me company on the couch. *pets her*
I went to the store and bought all the healthy snack I could think off. Apples, pears, bananas, grapes, ricecakes, salt sticks and pistachios. And some soda water to drink with it. If I'm gonna survive nights alone until Monday I need stuff to distract myself with. Eating usually helps the most. Therefor healthy snacks. Well, better than Doritos and potato chips anyway. And no Coke for two weeks now.
Not that I noticce any change on the scale. *sighs*