YOU STUPID, ARSE-HEADED TWIT! WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN? DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG I'VE BEEN WAITING HERE, HOW FUCKING LONG I'VE BEEN WAITING ON YOU? THAT EMPTY, GLAZED LOOK REALLY WOULDN'T SO DAMNED ANNOYING IF YOU DIDN'T SMELL LIKE THE ARSE-END OF AN ELEPHANT, BUT SINCE YOU MOST CERTAIN LOOK LIKE ONE, IT MAKES SENSE!

Now where the fuck are you?

I ( Read more... )

( [Private//Hackable] )

Skyler, I got you a prize, too. Think you might like it ( Read more... )

Hey, everyone...the area by the lake is starting to get nice and festive, and all of that! So...maybe it's not the big bash, but...Ed, Al, would you two like to help make a little picnic area or something ( Read more... )

[the PCD comes on, and the only sound is laboured breathing for a time. After a few gasps, Oliver's voice, strained, breathy, slight desperate, can be heard]

Sk...S...Skyler...

[Several heavy, gasping breaths]

I...

[his voice fails and only the nearly desperate breaths can be heard. The feed soon cuts out]

EDIT SOME TIME LATERI...I'm sorry, if ( Read more... )

...I en't happy about this, an' I dun wanna make anyone think otherwise, but I know I'm stuck ( Read more... )

[An angry growl]

I am not bloody Tiresias!

I am not going to mess around to amuse some faceless god!

Skyler, don't you dare come in without knocking!

My shirt won't even close!

Who let me sleep in today?! Who?

I figured I’d turn this on for everyone, since people were asking, but I en’t bothering with video. This en’t me playing for no one, so Michio, your night’s still coming. Anyone what sings Elvis, please help me show him what he’s been missing out on ( Read more... )