YOU STUPID, ARSE-HEADED TWIT! WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN? DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG I'VE BEEN WAITING HERE, HOW FUCKING LONG I'VE BEEN WAITING ON YOU? THAT EMPTY, GLAZED LOOK REALLY WOULDN'T SO DAMNED ANNOYING IF YOU DIDN'T SMELL LIKE THE ARSE-END OF AN ELEPHANT, BUT SINCE YOU MOST CERTAIN LOOK LIKE ONE, IT MAKES SENSE!

Now where the fuck are you?

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