What has happened to America? Where is our pride to be Americans? We have people in this country who do not say the pledge of alliance because it has the words "under God" in it, in that simple act to refuse "god" in what ever terms God may mean to the individual they also refuse the nation that fought for liberty and justice for all ( Read more... )

If and when I get a golden I need a good name. So far I like Hoodlum and Taliesin.

Blargh!

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So fellow northwesterners, I write to you from the far away windy city, Chicago. I must say it is very mind boggling not to have my mountains all around me, they don't even have hills here. I feel that I have to sort of slink along as I am so huge without something to show the turn nature of my size. There are also no evergreens and for someone who ( Read more... )

I, the penis request a raise in salary due to the following reasoning: I do physical labor. I work at great depths. I plunge head first into everything I do. I don't get weekends off or holidays. I work in damp environments. I work in a dark area with poor ventilation. I work in high temperatures and my work exposes me to disease ( Read more... )

It's snowing! I worked the closing shift tonight, so on my way home I got to watch the landscape get slowly and in some places quickly covered in the wonderful delight. Now I know once tomorrow gets here and all the idiots are out in force and I need to get to work on time, I'm probably not going to love the snow all the much... But until then... ( Read more... )

What has surprised you the most about me (if anything) since joining my flist/"friending me"? Was anything completely unexpected or have I always fit the picture of me you have in your head?

Post this in your own journal and see how you have surprised people!

Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the FIRST MOST AMUSING OR STRANGE definition it gives you ( Read more... )

http://www.rhrealitycheck.org/blog/2008/07/15/hhs-moves-define-contraception-abortion

What the hell do they think they are doing?!!! I agree with Cortney, I will move to Canada, but not Italy... Leave a comment  1