I drew a chocolate penis
I'm listening to Sia right now.
I love her, she's incredible.
I really recommend.
I've been needing to get into new music lately.
Pandora's Spoon station sort of changed my life.
I've gotten interested in Interpol, Modest Mouse, Cake, White Stripes...
The Pixies, although I hate to admit it.
There's a reason--There was this guy who was supposed to be my boyfriend.
At least we called ourselves a couple, and he was too embarassed to tell anyone.
Strangest relationship I've ever been in. We never went out once.
It was in the seventh grade though, and it's left there to die.
I don't care anymore, although I am confused.
Anyway, if anyone has any amazing music to suggest to me, please do.
I'll like most everything, no lie. I'll go from rap to indie rock.
As long as it's NOT country and deffinitely nothing too heavy metal.
Um...I know I post a lot of entries, and I apologize.
I just can't think of anything else to do.
Although it's almost 7:30am and I haven't slept all night.
Well...ok that's a lie.
I actually paused my laptop during Deathwatch, the Lenny Nimoy film, and took a nap on it...and my chocolate. >_<
Then I woke up and continued it.
I didn't get it...it was just really confusing.
I know Lenny was hot...that was about it.
And I knew someone wanted to fuck someone, but I couldn't tell who.
Random lyrics I need to post:
"So I'm going to eat one hundred sweets
I don't care if I get fat
And I'm going to speak I won't censor me
I know I can take nothing back"
Sort of describes my life exactly right now.
Every bit of it.
Lalala....um...so my friend on facebook, a classmate of mine,
said the funniest phrase ever: "Choco-cocko."
Because he knows I've been talking about chocolate penis jizzing fountains.
...Yeah.
I'm drawing you guys my interpretation of a cocolate penis jizzing chocolate...
I'm not sure why.
...Yes I put my own symbol on it.
I am really bored, folks.
Um...so that's it.
Yes I can't draw, and doing it on a laptop makes it even harder...
is that what he said?
Lol I just ate some of my Belgian chocolate.
I'm such a perv.
It's really good though.
I could live off this stuff.
Although it makes my throat hurt.
Chocolate and penises.
They just go together, you see?
Spock approves...
Just looking at my ceramic cow.
I'm pretty glad I bought this.
And the army men...but those are for me.
I'm going to clear off my dresser and set them up.
All...48 of them? Why not 50?
Even...like that's just a weird number.
So I don't think I'll go to bed.
Maybe I will...I dunno.
I have so much to do this weekend I just want to hold onto last night
for as long as possible...but it's over...
I had a dream that I was a king.
But I owed people money, so they started taking everything from me.
And then I was in a bathroom looking for a monster...
who would understand me. I have no idea.
My cat keeps squealing outside my door.
He's weird.
BUT HIS NAME IS CONAN O'BRIEN.
Cos he's a ginger.
My brother named him.
He's his cat...we're just sort of watching him.
I didn't expect you guys to read all of this, I'm just rambling.
OH. WHOEVER GAVE ME THAT FIC.
WITH KIRK ALL TIED UP AND SPOCK GETTING TOP THIS TIME.
I LOVE YOU.
I wanna say it was Tribbletastic but I can't remember.
:c Bad memory fail.
So I'm writing porn for my friend's birthday and I'm pretty excited.
It's called Penis Princess Party.
My army men are brown...it's weird.
I'm like no, they're supposed to be green.
Cos I just lost mine.
I had one that was really special to me cos I won him at an arcade.
He was a sniper...and he was GREEN. But I lost him at school.
And someone probably took it without going
"Does this belong to anybody?" Pricks.
My army man named Spike.
I named my second rainbow featherduster Shatnoy.
He's like the butt baby of Spirk, my first, and far more superior rainbow feather duster that I bought at a gay shop.
My dad's mad because I love gay things so much.
But I don't care, I'm through with censoring myself.
Wow this is a long entry.
I don't even think sleep is possible anymore, I'm past that point.
I may just take a late afternoon nap. I love doing that.
I love her, she's incredible.
I really recommend.
I've been needing to get into new music lately.
Pandora's Spoon station sort of changed my life.
I've gotten interested in Interpol, Modest Mouse, Cake, White Stripes...
The Pixies, although I hate to admit it.
There's a reason--There was this guy who was supposed to be my boyfriend.
At least we called ourselves a couple, and he was too embarassed to tell anyone.
Strangest relationship I've ever been in. We never went out once.
It was in the seventh grade though, and it's left there to die.
I don't care anymore, although I am confused.
Anyway, if anyone has any amazing music to suggest to me, please do.
I'll like most everything, no lie. I'll go from rap to indie rock.
As long as it's NOT country and deffinitely nothing too heavy metal.
Um...I know I post a lot of entries, and I apologize.
I just can't think of anything else to do.
Although it's almost 7:30am and I haven't slept all night.
Well...ok that's a lie.
I actually paused my laptop during Deathwatch, the Lenny Nimoy film, and took a nap on it...and my chocolate. >_<
Then I woke up and continued it.
I didn't get it...it was just really confusing.
I know Lenny was hot...that was about it.
And I knew someone wanted to fuck someone, but I couldn't tell who.
Random lyrics I need to post:
"So I'm going to eat one hundred sweets
I don't care if I get fat
And I'm going to speak I won't censor me
I know I can take nothing back"
Sort of describes my life exactly right now.
Every bit of it.
Lalala....um...so my friend on facebook, a classmate of mine,
said the funniest phrase ever: "Choco-cocko."
Because he knows I've been talking about chocolate penis jizzing fountains.
...Yeah.
I'm drawing you guys my interpretation of a cocolate penis jizzing chocolate...
I'm not sure why.
...Yes I put my own symbol on it.
I am really bored, folks.
Um...so that's it.
Yes I can't draw, and doing it on a laptop makes it even harder...
is that what he said?
Lol I just ate some of my Belgian chocolate.
I'm such a perv.
It's really good though.
I could live off this stuff.
Although it makes my throat hurt.
Chocolate and penises.
They just go together, you see?
Spock approves...
Just looking at my ceramic cow.
I'm pretty glad I bought this.
And the army men...but those are for me.
I'm going to clear off my dresser and set them up.
All...48 of them? Why not 50?
Even...like that's just a weird number.
So I don't think I'll go to bed.
Maybe I will...I dunno.
I have so much to do this weekend I just want to hold onto last night
for as long as possible...but it's over...
I had a dream that I was a king.
But I owed people money, so they started taking everything from me.
And then I was in a bathroom looking for a monster...
who would understand me. I have no idea.
My cat keeps squealing outside my door.
He's weird.
BUT HIS NAME IS CONAN O'BRIEN.
Cos he's a ginger.
My brother named him.
He's his cat...we're just sort of watching him.
I didn't expect you guys to read all of this, I'm just rambling.
OH. WHOEVER GAVE ME THAT FIC.
WITH KIRK ALL TIED UP AND SPOCK GETTING TOP THIS TIME.
I LOVE YOU.
I wanna say it was Tribbletastic but I can't remember.
:c Bad memory fail.
So I'm writing porn for my friend's birthday and I'm pretty excited.
It's called Penis Princess Party.
My army men are brown...it's weird.
I'm like no, they're supposed to be green.
Cos I just lost mine.
I had one that was really special to me cos I won him at an arcade.
He was a sniper...and he was GREEN. But I lost him at school.
And someone probably took it without going
"Does this belong to anybody?" Pricks.
My army man named Spike.
I named my second rainbow featherduster Shatnoy.
He's like the butt baby of Spirk, my first, and far more superior rainbow feather duster that I bought at a gay shop.
My dad's mad because I love gay things so much.
But I don't care, I'm through with censoring myself.
Wow this is a long entry.
I don't even think sleep is possible anymore, I'm past that point.
I may just take a late afternoon nap. I love doing that.