OMG YOU GUISE
Male bats have the highest rate of homosexuality of any mammal.
NO SHIT?!!! YES. THEY WERE ALWAYS MY FAVORITE ANIMALS.
An adulterous Greek male was sometimes punished by the removal of his pubic hair and the insertion of a large radish into his rectum.
KINKY BASTARDS.
"Ithyphallophobia" is a morbid fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis.
..WHY? I LOVE PENISES.
Sex is biochemically no different from eating large quantities of chocolate.
LESSON? GIVE SPOCK CHOCOLATE WHILE HAVING SEX......
HE'LL HAVE LIKE THE BIGGEST ORGASM EVER.
*I learned this all because I'm writing on my friend's card for her 18th birthday party.
It's a first birthday card...I dunno why. I just thought it appropriate. I wrote +17 next to the one.
And I put sex facts on the back.
^_^
And I bought her ring pops and a ceramic cow.
AND I FOUND ANOTHER RAINBOW FEATHERDUSTER.
AND THIS WAS AT THE DOLLAR STORE.
ZOMG YOU GUISE.
BEST SHOPPING EVER.
My dad helped. XD