Dischordian Horrorscopes for the week of 12/14 through 12/20

The stars are cold and uncaring, they do not speak your fate; they merely provide the door to where your fate is hiding.

Haries (March 21-April 19) = I’d like to say that’s an FBI surveillance van in front of your house, but that would be a lie. You should move away, carefully, in the ( Read more... )

Ye Olde Goldyn Appyl Presse, the newspaper from an alternate universe!
December 4, 2014

Colinson, Indiarka; United States of Vespuccia: Three months ago, a 2 year old black boy named Tyke Tanner was shot to death by Colinson police officer Raysis T. Bashtard. The boy, who was asleep at the time, was shot in the back 118 times. His death has been ( Read more... )

I'm reading "Feed" by Mira Grant after having it for months. It's pretty good so far, but does that thing of zombies being walking corpses that can rot. Which is such shit, in a world with no magic. If I were to do a zombie novel, the virus I had in the story would convert people while they were alive, and possibly would have to cause a minor death ( Read more... )

Okay, people. So far, you've enjoyed a few free issues and articles of Ye Olde Goldyn Appyl Presse, my Discordian newspaper with news from another universe much weirder than ours (for samples, click the YOGAP tag). And I've occasionally put free "breaking news" headlines without stories attached to them on my Twitter. But now I'm thinking YOGAP ( Read more... )

It's been a week and the Ye Olde Goldyn Appyl Presse "Celebrity Interview" with the Grim Reaper hasn't gotten even $1. It's only $5! Five people donate $1 and it gets released!

Well I'll sweeten the deal: I'll throw in the Dischordian Horrorscopes for free! That's two YOGAP pieces of content for the price of one!

Okay, so apparently $8 is too high. Fine. I can live with that. So I'm lowering the price for the YOGAP radio "Celebrity Interview" thing down to $5. Maybe I can actually make some money off that. In fact, from now on, anything that isn't already less than $5 will be $5.

Click here to donate.

I finished my first radio issue of "Celebrity Interview With Vick Shunnel"! In it, Vick interviews Maggie McIntosh, the Discordian Grim Reaper who was arrested recently on charges of being a serial killer. (See this article for reference.) It stars my friend and roommate Lilla (lillakat) as Maggie McIntosh. It is almost 8 minutes long this time ( Read more... )

I'm writing scripts for a couple episodes of "Celebrity Interview" with Vick Shunnel. One is an interview with the Discordian Grim Reaper who was arrested in a previous article, and the other is an interview with Captain Salty Dildo, a pirate of the Ass Sea. Yes, an Ass pirate. :-D I think that one is, so far, funnier than the one with the ( Read more... )

Someone just sent me $4, someone in Germany, presumably for the YOGAP radio broadcast (they didn't specify). They didn't put their LJ username either, and an email to them came back message failure. I didn't recognize the name, as I remember people online by their usernames. So if it was you, please let me know so I can thank you properly ( Read more... )

EDIT: Please, if you've read it and liked it, comment! Even if all you write is a smiley! Hell, post if you read it and DIDN'T like it ( Read more... )