Ye Olde Goldyn Appyl Presse, the newspaper from an alternate universe!
December 4, 2014

Colinson, Indiarka; United States of Vespuccia: Three months ago, a 2 year old black boy named Tyke Tanner was shot to death by Colinson police officer Raysis T. Bashtard. The boy, who was asleep at the time, was shot in the back 118 times. His death has been ( Read more... )