A list of random items:

• Catnip-flavored tuna
• A potion bottle filled with the anal secretions of a marmot, on sale on eBay; current highest bid: $85.10
• A tree sloth flying with a jet pack
• Three Peruvian Nuevo Sol coins found in your junk drawer, and you have no idea where they came from
• Spiders tapdancing

"Super Californication Extreme Diplodocus ( Read more... )

I have a habit of making up curse words out of the blue, mainly because I don't think there's anything wrong with sex and so I don't consider Fuck to be a naughty word. Other curse words tend to get overused to the point of becoming meaningless. So might as well use inherently meaningless words, as I see things. And when I find ones I like, I reuse ( Read more... )

This week is National Give Fayanora Stuff And Money Week. Send me books! Send me money! Send me gift cards! Come on, it's for a good cause! (Goes to the needy. 'The needy' being *me*). I have a PayPal account, to make it easier. Just go here to donate to a worthy cause (me): http://fayanora. ( Read more... )