My parents (my real parents, not my quasi parents though they're awesome too) were old when they had me, like, really old. Fifty something. I know that's not bald and hobbling on crutches old, but still, people don't normally breed when they reach the over the hill mark. Now I'm older so of course they're gonna be older too. Do you have any idea ( Read more... )

I've come to realize the last person who held my hand...has a really tight grip for a baby.
I am listening to... Remus reading our homework out loud to me.
I am wearing... a tree.
My best friend... I have more than one! Haha, I'm so popular.
Is someone thinking of you right now? People always are.
I woke up this morning... and rolled over.
Before I go to ( Read more... )

Tore unhealed wound. Back in hospital.

Fine. You all were right and I was wrong. You can have a party now. Whoo whoo freakin' hoo.

Someone tell me how Eris is. I haven't been able to see her in ages.

1. Regulus Black. I used to be indifferent toward him. Now I hate the little shit ( Read more... )

Teaching my daughter how to fly!

Dammit, I hate this baby watching thing! I have so many other better things to do! Why did you even convince me to do this, Sirius? She's not even real! It's not like we're training her for life or anything.

You know what I especially hate? Yesterday when I was at Quidditch practice I couldn't get my mind off Eris. I even held the quaffle to me ( Read more... )

Pippa's reaction

SWS posts:
Sirius and I made a baby!
Lost my mind for a moment. - Lily
Eris Potter-Black stays with her dads! - Sirius
Skipping class to watch the kid.
Discovered: kids make me extremely nervous. - Remus
Such delightful things Eris is learning. - Lily
Oi! Shut up, she's finally asleep! - Sirius
Proof that some should never reproduce. - ( Read more... )

I don't need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that much better. -Plutarch

Sirius wanted to have a baby with me.

Not in that way, you sickos! Hear me out. So the other day he heard about a person that's not a muggle or a wizard. They're called mutants. They've got these crazy power type things where they can ( Read more... )