Okay... I've started trying to get through Breaking Fail again. It's been a year since I looked at this thing, but it's not hard to go diving back into it, honestly. The whole thing treats you like you're a fucking moron.

( fake cut will take you to madness )

I finished Eclipse and the end was as lame as the rest of the book. So, Bella/Meyer and Edward go up to a mountain after putting Beyer's scent (Mella?) everywhere and waited out the night while it snowed. Jacob was there and he stayed outside the cave/tent/whatever while Bella was freezing to death and Edward was being emo/a total dick. Edward can' ( Read more... )

You remember when I first started reading Eclipse and I told you it was so boring that I had to do other things besides read Eclipse just to keep myself focused on it long enough to assimilate anything from it? Oh, believe me, it's that boring. It's that boring up until page 198, which is where I figure the Plot of Convenience has made its debut. ( Read more... )

I know I'm still sort of procrastinating in scanning and compiling Twilight pages for posting up for the Sue Destroyer, but I will eventually get through it one chapter at a time. In the mean time I still spork the books one book at a time. (I have begun to enjoy having these fuckers with me and my trusty red pens in my purse ready to whip out and ( Read more... )

( Cut for much ranting and raving. )

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