The Fiesta Fetus

[fat_people_suck]

Once in the land of tacos and porn
A baby was cancelled, denied to be born

The abortion it failed. Though the doctors did try
The fetus tore free and it took to the sky

Its pink and it’s tiny and covered in slime
It named itself Abner and now it fights crime

If we tried to fight it you know it would beat us
These are the adventures of Abner
The fiesta fetus