Midget Knife Fight

[fat_people_suck]

Come one now, come all
to a beautiful site
lets all crowd together
its a midget knife fight

There's one with an eye patch
one fat and one thin
no matter what happens
its the crowd that will win

See both tiny fighters
jump into the ring
its time for some bloodshed
the bell sounds, DING DING!

The one with the eye patch
begins to emote
but is quickly cut short
and stabbed in the throat

The gurgling midget
then flails like a duck
and plunges his knife
into the fat little fuck

The small wounded fighters
collapse in the ring
two midgets lay dieing
a beautiful thing