Limerick collection #1 part 2 or would that make this the Limerick collection #2 Im not sure.

[fat_people_suck]

I once met a man named Scotty
At a party that was very spotty
He called me a jerk
So I gave him a smirk
In my crawlspace I buried his body

I once met a man from Dubai
Who wanted to sleep with a guy
He said what a jip
And gave me some lip
So I pulled out and shot in his eye

I once met three curious maids
Who marched in some crazy parades
I slept with all three
The joke was on me
I woke up infected with AIDS

I once boned a pregnant fat chick
With my penis, so mighty and thick
My schlong of proportion
Did cause an abortion
Now baby chunks cover my dick