Limerick Collection #1

[fat_people_suck]

We once met a man with arthritis
Who got drunk and then tried to fight us
We held the man down
And turned him around
And that’s how I got hepatitis

A Mormon man had lots of kids
He did nothing which his god forbids
He started to cry
And asked his god why
His children keep dying of SIDS

I once met a woman named Babs
Who worked in some government labs
She gave me a ring
We had quite a fling
And I woke up with nuclear crabs