Couture Spring 2006: Anne Valerie Hash
Let us all take a moment and reflect upon the curiousity that is Anne Valerie Hash.
See? She looks like a nice woman, well-dressed, without any streaks of sanity running through her. Yet her collection was a collection was discordent at best and an absolute trainwreck at worst.
Is it vinyl and leggings? Dear God, not LEGGINGS.
Sackdresses are this year's pink...
...which would make balloon dresses this year's...balloon dresses.
Head-to-toe leather? OK.
It's a lovely gown, just get rid of the neon green underneath!
I got no words.
I don't think she was trying at all with this one.
In spite of the leggings, this one's pretty cute after seeing everything else.
I can just picture Hash sitting up in her studio and announcing, "I've GOT IT! Let's WASH OUT the model's natural coloring, and stick her in a dress that makes her butt ABSOLUTELY MASSIVE." I mean, she could be smuggling midgets under that thing.
See? She looks like a nice woman, well-dressed, without any streaks of sanity running through her. Yet her collection was a collection was discordent at best and an absolute trainwreck at worst.
Is it vinyl and leggings? Dear God, not LEGGINGS.
Sackdresses are this year's pink...
...which would make balloon dresses this year's...balloon dresses.
Head-to-toe leather? OK.
It's a lovely gown, just get rid of the neon green underneath!
I got no words.
I don't think she was trying at all with this one.
In spite of the leggings, this one's pretty cute after seeing everything else.
I can just picture Hash sitting up in her studio and announcing, "I've GOT IT! Let's WASH OUT the model's natural coloring, and stick her in a dress that makes her butt ABSOLUTELY MASSIVE." I mean, she could be smuggling midgets under that thing.