Great Fandom Go Kart Race, The Park, Friday afternoon

[bugofjustice]

The Park had been transformed. It was currently set up as a large go kart track. The karts were in the northwest corner of the park, many of them with their drivers making some last minute modifications

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The Audience [Pre-Monsters]

[bugofjustice]

Come watch the drivers get set up! Talk to each other! Eat food! Get a good seat for impending doom!

Re: The Audience [Pre-Monsters]

[twohalvesofaphd]

Zack was sitting far enough from the track that in just case some horrible accident occured he'd have a good angle be out of the path of any debris.

Re: The Audience [Pre-Monsters]

[smartestone]

Hermione isn't sitting too far away, so when she sees Zack, she waves and says, "Hello."

Re: The Audience [Pre-Monsters]

[willbedone]

Willow sat in the crowd and nibbled on a corn dog.

She was utterly oblivious to any visual double entendres that might be happening here.

The Middle of the Track [Pre-Monsters]

[bugofjustice]

The Tick is here, giving all of the drivers their instructions. He's off on a tangent. Way off.

"So you see, Go Karts are the Corn Dogs of Justice and ketchup? Well that's..." and so on.

Make note of whatever it is he's trying to talk about, converse among yourselves, brag about your go kart, whatever.

[OOC: There is no established list of racers. If you think you should be racing and have a go kart, you can be here.]

Re: The Middle of the Track [Pre-Monsters]

[dude_its_jude]

Sitting in his go-kart (warp reactor powered up and firmly duct taped in place, slightly marring the racing stripe down the side), Jude was trying to pay attention to Professor The Tick. He was mainly wanting a corn dog at the moment, though.

Re: The Middle of the Track [Pre-Monsters]

[pure_blooddraco]

Draco sat in his go-kart and try to listen to the Tick's tangent. If only it made sense!

Re: The Middle of the Track [Pre-Monsters]

[emo_padawan]

Of course Anakin was there.

And of course he had a go kart.

He was holding it down firmly with his boot to stop it from levitating too obviously.

But the hum was probably noticable.

The Track [MONSTERS!]

[fh_extras]

And suddenly, a beast flew down out of the sky. Its hide was red, like the very fires of hell itself. It breathed jiggly destruction down upon the go karts, effectively destroying them because it's really hard to get that stuff out of mechanical equipment, especially after it hardens. The beast landed, showing off its translucent majesty.

A dragon had landed in Fandom.

It was made of Jello.

Cherry Jello, specifically, but his friends who were flying around in the sky were all sorts of different flavors.

Re: The Track [MONSTERS!]

[nadiathesaint]

After getting a handwaved call from Walter, Nadia came running down to the track, mallet at ready. She paused and goggled at the dragons, then charged forward again.

Her team might be out of the World Cup, but at least she could still beat something up.

Re: The Track [MONSTERS!]

[fh_extras]

The Cherry dragon took a few squishy steps in Nadia's direction, wondering what this girl thinks she's doing.

And then the dragon breathed Jello in her direction.

Re: The Track [MONSTERS!]

[nadiathesaint]

Nadia dove to the side, suddenly wishing she had a distance weapon. Then she blinked at what the dragon had breathed at her. Jello?

"This place just keeps getting weirder." She raised her mallet and ran in again, swinging for one of the jello-y feet.

The Audience [MONSTERS!]

[fh_extras]

Two more Jello Dragons swooped down into the audience. They were flavored Berry Blue and Lime, but they tasted like destruction. And more would be on their way.

Re: The Audience [MONSTERS!]

[multi_madrox]

Jamie dove out of the way from the jello monsters though he was fascinated on how they jiggled and wiggled.

Re: The Audience [MONSTERS!]

[fh_extras]

The green dragon glistened prettily in the sunlight as it swooped around and breathed a great gout of green goo down at Jamie.

Re: The Audience [MONSTERS!]

[multi_madrox]

The goo hit Jamie squarely and he went down hard creating an extra duplicate.

Jamie flipped some of the green goo off his face. "I've been slimed!"

The duplicate looked over at the green covered Jamie. "You okay?"

"Yeah. At least it isn't a jello dragon with fruit in it."

The duplicate began pickup up the snack food and started throwing a corn dogs at the dragon. "C'mon. Let's show this gelatinous mass how we do things downtown!"

The Middle of the Track [MONSTERS!]

[fh_extras]

Two more Jello Dragons landed here. Black Cherry and Grape.

"Egads!" Tick yelled, leaping at Black Cherry. He gave a mighty punch to the dragon's head, which exploded in a wobbling mess. "Ewwww. Well, better than zombies, I guess. Either run to safety or make these beasts jiggle with terror!"

Re: The Middle of the Track [MONSTERS!]

[pure_blooddraco]

Draco didn't know whether to be scared of the dragon or excited that it was made of Jello. He pulled out his wand in order to defend himself...or to conjure a bowl to put the Jello in. Whichever.

Re: The Middle of the Track [MONSTERS!]

[fh_extras]

The Grape dragon looked at the remains of the Black Cherry one, and lowered its head, looking between Anakin and Draco, and deciding to start with Draco. It began taking big steps toward him, quickly.

Re: The Middle of the Track [MONSTERS!]

[pure_blooddraco]

Draco let out an unmanly scream and threw out a spell towards the dragon. Though when Draco's nervous he has a pretty bad shot so the spell went towards the dragon's leg rather than it's head.