Luke's Diner, Thursday

[age_of_the_geek]

The kitchen staff was in a snit when Hardison came in. Something about meatballs and the Isle of Ikea and some long-standing feud that Hardison was only hearing about for the first time. He tried explaining to them that he didn't need to hear about it at all, but the cook and the dishwasher cornered him in the kitchen for about twenty minutes making sure he knew exactly how much better Luke's meatballs were, until he promised to take home a plate or five and have his TA try them out.

He managed to make his escape when the staff was hunched over what looked like blueprints, muttering something about Operation Ikea.

Yeah, he definitely didn't want to know. He was just going to hang out in a booth and play some video games while he had lunch. Which was meatballs. Obviously.

Today's Specials
All meatballs, all the time!
Meatball Sub With Caramelized Onions
Spicy Mini-Meatball Grilled Cheese
Albondigas Stew
Pork Meatball Bánh Mì
Kimchi Tofu Meatball Stew
Chicken Parmesan Meatballs
Quinoa Meatball Sliders
Scallion Meatballs with Soy-Ginger Glaze
Mozarella-Stuffed Buffalo Chicken Meatballs
and yes,
Swedish Meatballs
BETTER THAN IKEA'S!!

Okay, so even though he was ignoring everything the staff was up to, this meatball sampler platter was dead on.