Pinkie was looking uncharacteristically gloomy as the students gathered outside Portalocity, today. She scuffed her hoof against the street and sighed dramatically. "Today's our last class," she said, and sniffed ( Read more... )

"Ya ain't gonna talk in French the whole class again, are ya?" Eliot asked Pinkie as the students started to gather ( Read more... )

"Bonjour!" Pinkie greeted as the students gathered for class, today. "Bienvenue à nouveau chaque poney! Aujourd'hui, nous allons à une belle ville en Afrique de l'Ouest . Espérons que vous avez tous brossé votre français!Because, sure, why wouldn't the creature from a universe that literally doesn't have a France speak French ( Read more... )

The class had been handwavily notified this week to come dressed for a warm, wet hike. Pinkie, for one, was wearing a cliche bright yellow raincoat, hat, and galoshes. Eliot was more traditionally decked out in waterproof hiking boots and a lightweight, rain-proof jacket. They had extras in case any of the students didn't get the message or were ( Read more... )

Pinkie was hopping circles around Eliot as the students arrived this week. She was wearing a full, fluffy bunny costume, complete with little nose mask and buck teeth, and carrying a basket full of eggs. Eliot looked like he was working very, very hard to restrain himself ( Read more... )

"Top o' th' mornin' to ye all!" Pinkie greeted the students as they arrived for class. Somepony had spent the evening googling St. Patrick's Day. Somepony also had a series of large, strategically placed shamrocks attached to her, like a festive, awkwardly shaped bikini ( Read more... )

Pinkie waited for the students today wearing large mirrored sunglasses and several dozen paper shopping bags tucked at crazy angles across her withers and around her front legs. "Hiya everypony!" she called, waving frantically and setting the bags rustling and fluttering in a way that indicated in so uncertain terms that they were all entirely ( Read more... )

"So was it fun being a wolverine?" Pinkie asked, poking Eliot in the hip with her hoof ( Read more... )

"So apparently my co-teacher is a wolverine this week," Pinkie said cheerfully. "I bet he's having loads of fun that way. In the meantime, I thought it might be best if we don't wander off too far for today's class. So we're going to go to -- THE ZOO!"

Pinkie was super excited about this. She hoped you were, too. "The Smithsonian National Zoo is ( Read more... )

Pinkie had on a jaunty pair of sunglasses as she waited for the students this week. "Hiyahiya!" she greeted. "Hope you're all set for some fun in the sun, because where we're going today, summer is in full bloom ( Read more... )