There had been handwavy flyers around campus about the assembly today. As students entered, Sweets stood on the stage and tugged at his collar. He was a little nervous about the whole public speaking thing.

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"Gooooood morning kids! Welcome to our very special episode about the perils of drug use," Deadpool said, far too chipper about this whole thing. Oh, he was positively bouncing on the stage of the auditorium here.

"Now, be polite to your teachers, they've worked very hard to teach you these important lessons, mmkay?"

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As the students filed into the auditorium on this wtf cold stupid weather make up your mind! Friday morning, they'd see Fraser standing quietly on stage waiting for them to settle ( Read more... )

Harriet was beaming as she walked out on stage. "Good afternoon. I'm Harriet Jones, Dean of Students."

Before she could continue, there was a heckling from the back of the auditorium, sounding not unlike a certain flame haired god of the dead. "Yes, we know who you are!"

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"Good afternoon, students. I'm Harriet Jones, Dean of Students. Some of you might know who I am, but for those who don't, it's nice to meet you all. Feel free to pop in for a chat if you have any student-related problems. Or any problems, really ( Read more... )

The auditorium was decked out in the school colours, and there were posters up saying "GO GREMLINS!". Buffy was standing on the stage dressed in her cheerleader uniform. All of this together might tell the observant ones that this assembly? Was a CHEER ASSEMBLY ( Read more... )

The auditorium has been transformed into what looks like a rock concert arena. As the students enter they might recongnize the Zombie band from Caritas playing a medley of John Denver tunes ( Read more... )

Before the assembly, The Tick used the same mysterious process that chooses students for the detention lottery for another purpose ( Read more... )

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Josh grinned as he walked out onto the stage. The curtain had been drawn to hide the contents behind and the stage was apparently infinitely malleable to make this work, omg"Given yesterday's events, today's assembly seems even more appropriate. We're going to do an old-fashioned battle of the sexes. Pulled completely at random, three guys and ( Read more... )