"Welcome, welcome, welcome!" cried one Jerry, dancing around excitedly. He had Christmas lights around his housecoat and his wig was nearly falling off
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"Jerry," whispered one Jerry to the other. "The Queen Mother came to see us today."
Both waved happily. They would totally miss her, too, if they actually remembered that they had taught before and didn't now. That bit was questionable.
Find a helmet! And a BELT!sizzler_sistersJune 26 2007, 17:52:27 UTC
They didn't bring any. But they did bring a moddable selection of goodies from the store, so ... pick something from there and put it on your head. DO IT.
They won't remember about the belt. But you do need something on your head. Srsly.
Arrival at THE MOON!sizzler_sistersJune 26 2007, 17:54:43 UTC
Look, just because you're too plebian to realize that you've traveled through space and are now on the moon doesn't mean you didn't actually leave Fandom or anything.
You're on the moon, which happens to look identical to the room you were in a second ago.
It's a totally different thing. Really. Gape a little at ... THE MOON!
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Which is of course ... JERRY SIZZLER!
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Both waved happily. They would totally miss her, too, if they actually remembered that they had taught before and didn't now. That bit was questionable.
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They won't remember about the belt. But you do need something on your head. Srsly.
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"An odd choice," said one.
"Yes, yes, a bold color for you."
"Just in time for spring!"
"We give it a seven."
"A seven-point-eight!"
"The point-eight is for the tassels."
"Yes, yes, the tassels! We are fond of the tassels, Jerry."
"We think they add a bit of flair."
Does the narration even need to point out that there weren't any tassels? Probably not, Jerry.
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They didn't bring enough for everybody, so share. Or fight. Or take turns. Or kill someone and steal theirs. That one sounds fun, doesn't it?
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"Moooooooooooooooooooon!"
"You are leaving the earth's gravity!"
"Hold on to your helmet, Jerry!"
"Do NOT drop your helmet!"
"We can't turn around and go back for it, Jerry!"
"Zoooooooooooooooooooooom!"
The next minute or two were just sound effects, really.
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You're on the moon, which happens to look identical to the room you were in a second ago.
It's a totally different thing. Really. Gape a little at ... THE MOON!
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