Tuesday, June 26 - Period 3 - Advanced Beginner's Guide to is anyone really reading this? Hi Mom!

Jun 26, 2007 13:08

"Welcome, welcome, welcome!" cried one Jerry, dancing around excitedly. He had Christmas lights around his housecoat and his wig was nearly falling off ( Read more... )

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Sign in! sizzler_sisters June 26 2007, 17:49:37 UTC
Sign in with your real name, Jerry!

Which is of course ... JERRY SIZZLER!

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Re: Sign in! bruiser_in_pink June 26 2007, 18:44:42 UTC
JERRY SIZZLER!

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Re: Sign in! southernbender June 26 2007, 19:45:14 UTC
JERRY SIZZLER

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Re: Sign in! turtle_techie June 26 2007, 20:14:14 UTC
JERRY SIZZLER

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Boggle sizzler_sisters June 26 2007, 17:50:12 UTC
It's become traditional, hasn't it? The crazy just keeps coming. Stare your eyes out.

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Re: Boggle bruiser_in_pink June 26 2007, 18:45:43 UTC
Molly watched the Jerries dance about with an affectionate grin. She was going to miss this class.

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Re: Boggle sizzler_sisters June 26 2007, 19:52:53 UTC
"Jerry," whispered one Jerry to the other. "The Queen Mother came to see us today."

Both waved happily. They would totally miss her, too, if they actually remembered that they had taught before and didn't now. That bit was questionable.

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Re: Boggle bruiser_in_pink June 26 2007, 19:58:41 UTC
Molly waved back!

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Find a helmet! And a BELT! sizzler_sisters June 26 2007, 17:52:27 UTC
They didn't bring any. But they did bring a moddable selection of goodies from the store, so ... pick something from there and put it on your head. DO IT.

They won't remember about the belt. But you do need something on your head. Srsly.

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Re: Find a helmet! And a BELT! bruiser_in_pink June 26 2007, 19:34:23 UTC
Molly took the black top hat without a brim and put it on her head.

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Re: Find a helmet! And a BELT! sizzler_sisters June 26 2007, 19:56:55 UTC
The Jerries looked over her brimless hat.

"An odd choice," said one.

"Yes, yes, a bold color for you."

"Just in time for spring!"

"We give it a seven."

"A seven-point-eight!"

"The point-eight is for the tassels."

"Yes, yes, the tassels! We are fond of the tassels, Jerry."

"We think they add a bit of flair."

Does the narration even need to point out that there weren't any tassels? Probably not, Jerry.

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Re: Find a helmet! And a BELT! bruiser_in_pink June 26 2007, 20:17:33 UTC
Molly looked up, as if trying to look at the hat. "The tassels were my favorite part," she said with a grin.

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Step Into ... The Moon Travel Chamber! sizzler_sisters June 26 2007, 17:53:28 UTC
Did someone say "mattress" to Mr. Lambert? Now I have to stand in the tea chest.

They didn't bring enough for everybody, so share. Or fight. Or take turns. Or kill someone and steal theirs. That one sounds fun, doesn't it?

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Re: Step Into ... The Moon Travel Chamber! bruiser_in_pink June 26 2007, 19:37:48 UTC
Molly went and stood in a milk crate.

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Re: Step Into ... The Moon Travel Chamber! sizzler_sisters June 26 2007, 19:59:15 UTC
The Jerries ran in a circle around her.

"Moooooooooooooooooooon!"

"You are leaving the earth's gravity!"

"Hold on to your helmet, Jerry!"

"Do NOT drop your helmet!"

"We can't turn around and go back for it, Jerry!"

"Zoooooooooooooooooooooom!"

The next minute or two were just sound effects, really.

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Re: Step Into ... The Moon Travel Chamber! bruiser_in_pink June 26 2007, 20:18:48 UTC
Molly held onto her hat. "Oh, no! Oh, no! Will we make it? I hope we don't crash!"

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Arrival at THE MOON! sizzler_sisters June 26 2007, 17:54:43 UTC
Look, just because you're too plebian to realize that you've traveled through space and are now on the moon doesn't mean you didn't actually leave Fandom or anything.

You're on the moon, which happens to look identical to the room you were in a second ago.

It's a totally different thing. Really. Gape a little at ... THE MOON!

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Re: Arrival at THE MOON! bruiser_in_pink June 27 2007, 01:46:20 UTC
Molly looked around in awe. "Wow! The moon is so... so... like Earth!"

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Re: Arrival at THE MOON! sarcasm_guy June 27 2007, 01:58:54 UTC
"No, it's not!" Sokka protested. "It's COMPLETELY DIFFERENT."

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Re: Arrival at THE MOON! bruiser_in_pink June 27 2007, 02:00:11 UTC
"I said it's like Earth," Molly shot back. "Not that it was exactly the same."

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