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Tuesday, June 26 - Period 3 - Advanced Beginner's Guide to is anyone really reading this? Hi Mom!

Jun 26, 2007 13:08

"Welcome, welcome, welcome!" cried one Jerry, dancing around excitedly. He had Christmas lights around his housecoat and his wig was nearly falling off ( Read more... )

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Find a helmet! And a BELT! sizzler_sisters June 26 2007, 17:52:27 UTC

They didn't bring any. But they did bring a moddable selection of goodies from the store, so ... pick something from there and put it on your head. DO IT.

They won't remember about the belt. But you do need something on your head. Srsly.

Re: Find a helmet! And a BELT! bruiser_in_pink June 26 2007, 19:34:23 UTC

Molly took the black top hat without a brim and put it on her head.

Re: Find a helmet! And a BELT! sizzler_sisters June 26 2007, 19:56:55 UTC

The Jerries looked over her brimless hat.

"An odd choice," said one.

"Yes, yes, a bold color for you."

"Just in time for spring!"

"We give it a seven."

"A seven-point-eight!"

"The point-eight is for the tassels."

"Yes, yes, the tassels! We are fond of the tassels, Jerry."

"We think they add a bit of flair."

Does the narration even need to point out that there weren't any tassels? Probably not, Jerry.

Re: Find a helmet! And a BELT! bruiser_in_pink June 26 2007, 20:17:33 UTC

Molly looked up, as if trying to look at the hat. "The tassels were my favorite part," she said with a grin.

Re: Find a helmet! And a BELT! sizzler_sisters June 26 2007, 20:30:20 UTC

"They go very nicely with your complexion," said one Jerry, nodding solemnly.

"You are definitely a winter, yes."

"Make sure you only wear winter coats!"

"You don't wish to freeze, Jerry."

"If you freeze to death, the snow moose will come by and gnaw on your toes."

"It tickles, Jerry!"

"Yes, and makes for a lovely weekend."

"You shall have to come with us next time!"

Re: Find a helmet! And a BELT! turtle_techie June 26 2007, 23:57:18 UTC

Donnie took the singing bass and balanced the plaque on his head, humming along with its singing without really meaning to.

Re: Find a helmet! And a BELT! sizzler_sisters June 27 2007, 00:17:19 UTC

The Jerries nodded.

"Be very careful with that fish, Jerry," said one Jerry.

"Yes! For that fish is my cousin!"

"No, Jerry, that fish is to be my husband!"

"Yes! Yes, that fish is our stepfather!"

"That fish is our landlord."

"That fish is our last hope."

Both nodded again.

Re: Find a helmet! And a BELT! turtle_techie June 27 2007, 01:58:04 UTC

"I'll take good care of it," Donnie assured them, smiling faintly. "Will it help me get to the moon?"

Re: Find a helmet! And a BELT! sizzler_sisters June 27 2007, 03:03:34 UTC

"Of course, Jerry!" laughed one Jerry.

"You can't get to the moon without a fish!"

"How would you get through the gates?!"

"How would you get across the desert!?"

"How would you find the intergalactical mucus point?"

"It would be very silly indeed, Jerry, to go to the moon without a fish!"

"We brought extra," one Jerry smiled.

Re: Find a helmet! And a BELT! sarcasm_guy June 27 2007, 01:14:12 UTC

Sokka opened the round green Tupperware container full of escape keys and carefully maneuvered so that it was upside-down on top of his head, but none of the keys were falling out yet.

In lieu of a belt, he stuck the lid halfway into the front of his pants.

Re: Find a helmet! And a BELT! sizzler_sisters June 27 2007, 01:40:12 UTC

"Very nice, Jerry," one Jerry nodded.

"We wouldn't have thought you could pull off a cape."

"Your cape is rather excellent, Count Jerry."

"We were all quite scared!"

"Do your impression of Frankenstein again!"

"It was simply delicious."

"We ordered seconds."

"We've got a busy day, you know!"

Re: Find a helmet! And a BELT! sarcasm_guy June 27 2007, 01:54:49 UTC

"My cape is full of eels," Sokka informed them, nodding awkwardly so as not to drop any escape keys.

And then, because they had asked so nicely, he butchered some Sabbath.

"I! AM! FRANK AND STINE! Da-da-da-da-la-da da DAH-DAH DAH!"

Re: Find a helmet! And a BELT! sizzler_sisters June 27 2007, 03:06:10 UTC

"Jerry!" one Jerry said delightedly. "He has a hovercraft!"

The Jerries then began headbanging to the Butchered Sabbath.

... Okay, really, the Jerries were doing a bad impression of ballet. But they thought they were headbanging, and that's what really counts, right?

Re: Find a helmet! And a BELT! fat_halpert June 27 2007, 03:00:30 UTC

Jim put the mattress tag on his head. DO NOT REMOVE THIS TAG from Jim UNDER PENALTY OF LAW.

Re: Find a helmet! And a BELT! sizzler_sisters June 27 2007, 03:07:57 UTC

One Jerry studied Jim as if he was an artwork.

"I don't know, Jerry," said the other. "Wherever would we place all of the meatballs?"

Re: Find a helmet! And a BELT! fat_halpert June 27 2007, 03:15:04 UTC

"How did the monkey get into your shoes?" Jim responded.

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