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Jun 26, 2007 13:08

"Welcome, welcome, welcome!" cried one Jerry, dancing around excitedly. He had Christmas lights around his housecoat and his wig was nearly falling off ( Read more... )

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Step Into ... The Moon Travel Chamber! sizzler_sisters June 26 2007, 17:53:28 UTC
Did someone say "mattress" to Mr. Lambert? Now I have to stand in the tea chest.

They didn't bring enough for everybody, so share. Or fight. Or take turns. Or kill someone and steal theirs. That one sounds fun, doesn't it?

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Re: Step Into ... The Moon Travel Chamber! bruiser_in_pink June 26 2007, 19:37:48 UTC
Molly went and stood in a milk crate.

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Re: Step Into ... The Moon Travel Chamber! sizzler_sisters June 26 2007, 19:59:15 UTC
The Jerries ran in a circle around her.

"Moooooooooooooooooooon!"

"You are leaving the earth's gravity!"

"Hold on to your helmet, Jerry!"

"Do NOT drop your helmet!"

"We can't turn around and go back for it, Jerry!"

"Zoooooooooooooooooooooom!"

The next minute or two were just sound effects, really.

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Re: Step Into ... The Moon Travel Chamber! bruiser_in_pink June 26 2007, 20:18:48 UTC
Molly held onto her hat. "Oh, no! Oh, no! Will we make it? I hope we don't crash!"

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Re: Step Into ... The Moon Travel Chamber! sizzler_sisters June 26 2007, 20:31:48 UTC
"We should make it just fine, Jerry!" said one Jerry.

The other Jerry continued to make sound effect noises.

"We are nearing Pluto now."

"Jerry! We have gone too far!"

"No! We shall back up, then!"

The Jerries began running backwards, and attempting to make the sound effect noises in reverse.

Neither of these were terribly successful.

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Re: Step Into ... The Moon Travel Chamber! bruiser_in_pink June 27 2007, 01:08:08 UTC
"There it is!" Molly yelled, pointing in a random direction with one hand while her other kept a firm hold on her "helmet". "It's the moooooooon!"

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Re: Step Into ... The Moon Travel Chamber! sizzler_sisters June 27 2007, 01:43:34 UTC
"Yes!" cried one Jerry.

"Yes, we must stop immediately!"

"STOOOOOOOOOP!"

Both Jerries stopped abruptly, and then flung themselves across the room as if some large interdimensional craft had hit the brakes.

After a few moments of lying on the ground, both looked up at Molly.

"Welcome to the moooooooooooon, Jerry."

"We made it!"

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Re: Step Into ... The Moon Travel Chamber! bruiser_in_pink June 27 2007, 01:44:55 UTC
Molly jumped out of the milk crate. "Yay!"

And then she moved on to the next thread.

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Re: Step Into ... The Moon Travel Chamber! sarcasm_guy June 27 2007, 01:16:23 UTC
Sokka -- holding his "helmet" on tightly so the escape keys didn't fall out -- turned over a milk crate and stood on top of it.

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Re: Step Into ... The Moon Travel Chamber! sizzler_sisters June 27 2007, 01:51:51 UTC
"Jerry!" one Jerry gasped. "He will reverse the capacitors!"

"He will capass the reversitors!"

"He will destroy everything!"

"Noooooooo!"

Both Jerries crawled under the nearest desk, shrieking.

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Re: Step Into ... The Moon Travel Chamber! sarcasm_guy June 27 2007, 01:58:07 UTC
"No! No, not everything!" Sokka tried to reassure them. "Just the donkeys!"

Still, he righted the milk crate and stood in it normally. He didn't want to miss the moon!

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Re: Step Into ... The Moon Travel Chamber! sizzler_sisters June 27 2007, 03:10:14 UTC
Ah, good! The capacireversinators were brokenated no longer.

The Jerries began swooping around the room, doing their very best special effects.

Which were actually rather poor. But, you know. This is why they're the Jerries.

Actually, they're the Jerries because they're not on the meds.

But still. Special effects, ho!

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Re: Step Into ... The Moon Travel Chamber! turtle_techie June 27 2007, 02:04:12 UTC
Donatello took another milk crate, standing in it with the fish balanced precariously on his head still.

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Re: Step Into ... The Moon Travel Chamber! sizzler_sisters June 27 2007, 03:15:36 UTC
The Jerries began marching slowly around Donatello, while humming Gregorian chants and doing moves which sort of resembled a slow motion bellydance.

After a few seconds of this, they cut into the flying around like crazy with zooming special effects thing they'd been doing for everyone else, and then back to the Gregorian chant marches.

No one was really sure why.

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Re: Step Into ... The Moon Travel Chamber! fat_halpert June 27 2007, 03:16:08 UTC
Jim put the milk crate on his head.

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Re: Step Into ... The Moon Travel Chamber! sizzler_sisters June 27 2007, 03:32:29 UTC
Both Jerries jumped back quickly.

"Jerry," one Jerry said. "How did he know!?"

"It can't be! He must ... he must be an imposter!"

"Jerry! You know what this means!"

"Yes! We must fight him ... to the death!"

"No, Jerry! Wrong!"

"Wrong! Wrong! Wrong!"

The Jerries began hitting themselves in the head while yelling "Wrong."

They'd probably be doing that for a while.

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