As the students come into the classroom they'll see that Lorne is on the stage fiddling with the karaoke machine.
"Hey kittens! Sorry about class last week," Lorne said once everyone had settled in. (
Today we're going to talk about how music is used for various purposes... )
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Alone or in pairs,
Rolls over your neighbor's dog,
What's great for a snack and fits on your back?
It's log, log, log.
It's lo-og, lo-og,
It's big, it's heavy, it's wood,
It's lo-og, lo-og,
It's better than bad, it's good!
Everyone wants a log,
You're gonna love it, log,
Come on and get your log,
Everyone needs a log,
Yes, it's log, log, log.
"Log. From Blammo." Nadia smiled, a little embarrassed. "That's another advertising song. But it sticks in your head really well, and these days, I think I use it more just to see who else sings along and remembers the old jingle. It's sort of a bonding thing."
There was a pause, then Nadia continued.
"I could sing the song for the Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen, too,"
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Our country reeks of trees,
Our yaks are really large,
and they smell like rotting beef carcasses.
And we have to clean up after them,
And our saddle sores are the best,
We proudly wear women's clothing
while searing sand blows up our skirts.
And the buzzards, they soar overhead
And poisonous snakes will devour us whole.
Our bones will bleach in the sun.
And we will probably go to *sound of a fart*
And that is our great reward,
For being the royal
Canadian Kilted Yaksmen!
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