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Gooooood evening Fandom! This is your sad and pathetic host, Rich Tozier, coming at you live from a pile of rum and squirrels. Not dirty! It's helping me get through the pain of being lonely.
Classes
Seriously, you losers went to class? Instead of celebrating with chocolate and other fun sexual aids? You all fail. I don't care if you're not in my class. FAIL.
In Tactics, they're doing something with minerals. Unless they're using them to make candy, sex, or alcohol, I don't care. People listen to the lecture, which, WHY, and then they do the whole putting on armor (yay safety) and sabotage bases thing.
Seriously? No really, seriously? Fandom Invasions talks about what to do if you don't remember yourself. That would have been great about a month ago, when I woke up and thought I was a horny high school virgin. Everyone listens to the lecture, cause wow, important stuff, and make helpful packets with what to do if it happens again. Everyone? Do this. Especially the list of who not to make out with/hit on. And then they role play, not dirty, about being not them.
French is useful and about flirting. Plus, in addition to boring notes, there's candy. Everyone seems to fail at flirting, lame.
Ethics has a midterm, boo, that seems to be like playing out a super-lame movie. But I didn't say that, cause capeman scares me. They pair up, not dirty again, and work their way through the game simulation thing. And then they save the Chancellor, and, wisely, run away!
Conflict Management has a test, which they take. Lana and the TA make out, while Prue thanks him for the flowers, and does not make out.
Library is open. Sky visits to chat with Bridge about V-Day. Jen also comes by to chat about her ship, but I don't think it's the fun kind that the squirrels make flags for.
Juli and Nathan have office hours.
Hightimes meets, and they have snacks. They also have assignments, cause they're dedicated like that. And chatting with each other, of course, and also with the advisor.
Girls With Guns meets, and who the hell lets military prototype ammo get to the general public? Oh. Ino finds out how, apparently you pester Cable. Hee! Romeo is still blue. Dojima gets to try out some of the new stuff. Very happy for you. Reno is there, and rocking an orange flower. Sokka is in an exellent mood, and Jack also looks happy, if a bit scary. He kinda creeps on Kerrigan, but she sends him off.
Dorms
One of the Winchesters, the giant one with the hair, delivers flowers to people. I didn't get one, but I'm sure you just lost the card.
On the roof, Ino is waiting for Liir, who takes her flying, which is awesome. Anemone is baking, because she's awesome. Sky comes for cookies and to explain emo (don't give in, Anemone! It's contagious!), and Jack also comes, but just for cookies. Smart man.
Hoshi shows Jeff the suit she picked out for him, aw, and than Michael comes to make sure they won't clash. Hoshi is totazlly a pimp. My hero. Ron tells Alex about the flowers his professors gave him, and I totally didn't do that, were we supposed to? On the other hand, I have less mocking.
Liir is sleepy. Screw sleep, man, go celebrate! Liir then asks Evey about her plans, except he does it Liirishly. Karal brings Evey flowers and gets kisses. Oh, and then Luke comes by to, um, explain some things.
Jeff is jittery, which, hey, not news. Luke comes to Jo's room with innocent chocolates. Zuko brings food to Mel, who does not threaten to kill him, yay holidays. Andrew and Liirrrr have a cute room dinner.
Happy birthday Valentine, which I guess I should have assumed. He's juggling. Sokka wishes him a happy him day. Jack and Annette cuddle and have chocolates and some jealousy. Chad and Teddy get an innocent hotel room, while Johnny and Savannah do much the same in the dorms. Ino and Kabuto, um, have a beating heart and stripping and running away. I'm drunk and confused, ask a squirrel.
Troy and Sky, who I am shortening to "Try" for future reference, snuggle and watch a movie. Wyatt and Isabel, now known as "Wybellatt," have a cute indoor picnic. Eve and Adam are also cute, and unfortunately named. GavInara discuss Cupid (oh, WAIT till I get to that) and have presents.
Sam and Dawn, um, "Sawn," are dorkable. Adah and her undies and Lee are... um, three parts of the squirrels OT4, whatever that means? DOOM and his book are together. And lame, we're calling that couple "Dook," which sounds stupid, but so's spending V-Day with a book. Willow and English Peter are celebrating properly, and called "Pillow". Peter Parker abuses some ping pong balls because he misses his girlfriend.
Dean and Meg have booze and chocolate and scary tv. Namine is prepared for some Valentine romance, and I don't mean the day.
The Third Floor Common Room is for the single only, thanks to Mel. DOOM answers some of her questions about his armor, and OMG did NEVER need to know. Rikku is there, with candy, which DOOM needs none of. She does offer it to Mel though. Ferris, in denial, thinks being single is the life. Rikku shares candy with Ferris. Doom doesn't approve of Ferris's jumping onto the couch, and Ferris boggles at the armor.
Zack comes by, and talks about horror films with Mel, and about frozen peanut butter hearts with Rikku. Speaking of candy, Reno and Mel share the love of dismemberments and sugarcomas. And I just realized that dismemberment is not a new candy. Oh.
Town!
Ami opens the magic shop. At the good Arms, Mary checks Eve in and makes a reservation for Jack. The Arms I don't like is also open.
Mel and Sinatra are at Groovy Tunes, sweet. Isabel opened Pixie Dust, amd Jaina and John do the cute couple shopping thing, aw. Isabel helps Michael pick out an outfit for the dance, and also helps Ronan. Ino needs a mask to match her dress, and Meg gets her dress's cuteness approved.
Pizza Planet is open, as is Wonders of the World, cool. Millie opens Book Haven, and gets a visit from Mary, who has cookies and cool news. Sokka is opening Turtle and Canary, and Mel stops by for snark and fake flirting. The "S" half of Try also stops by, as does Rikku, who thanks Sokka for the flower.
There are bananas and red hots at the Banana Stand. Aravis and Seeley, who I can't mash together, had a movie date. Jim and Pam have an ice cream date.
Xander and Bridge exchange gifts, and Bridge gets a burned cake in exchange for flowers, but in this case it's definitely effort that counts. Mary and George talk about wedding plans. Oh, and Cougar Harriet Jones has a secret admierer!
And, in the GREATEST NEWS EVER, Barbossa, my rum-loving boss, is dressed like cupid, diaper and all. He's got a weapon, and Amber, Dick, Jack, Hermione, Gaspode, and Tink all have to deal with being shot, flashed, and informed that they will die loveless and alone. Sometimes I love this town.
And of course, all of you hormonal kids and not kids went to Caritas. Barney is a love hyena, whatever that means, Lucas repays Brooke for her flower with booze, which I'm sure she appreciated, Amber boggles at the zombies, and Joanna is looking for people to mock, and gets a drink from Barney. Oh, and Brooke is there, but, eh, not news. Sorry, I'm a hater. Rodney is a science geek, and therefore alone and depressed. I'm shocked. However, I'm more shocked he comments that Brooke isn't blonde.
I'm just saying, maybe after today some of you needed to go to Church, which was open and lonely.
That's all I have for tonight. Be safe, use condoms, don't drink more than they squirrels approve of, and brush your teeth after candy. Happy Valentine's Day! And happy birthday Valentine!
(OOC- OMG, seriously got home late and drunk, apologies if I spelled you wrong/insulted you/ate your puppy/left you out, it's totally an accident. I'm going to go and sober up and write a paper now, kay? Happy V-Day!)
Classes
Seriously, you losers went to class? Instead of celebrating with chocolate and other fun sexual aids? You all fail. I don't care if you're not in my class. FAIL.
In Tactics, they're doing something with minerals. Unless they're using them to make candy, sex, or alcohol, I don't care. People listen to the lecture, which, WHY, and then they do the whole putting on armor (yay safety) and sabotage bases thing.
Seriously? No really, seriously? Fandom Invasions talks about what to do if you don't remember yourself. That would have been great about a month ago, when I woke up and thought I was a horny high school virgin. Everyone listens to the lecture, cause wow, important stuff, and make helpful packets with what to do if it happens again. Everyone? Do this. Especially the list of who not to make out with/hit on. And then they role play, not dirty, about being not them.
French is useful and about flirting. Plus, in addition to boring notes, there's candy. Everyone seems to fail at flirting, lame.
Ethics has a midterm, boo, that seems to be like playing out a super-lame movie. But I didn't say that, cause capeman scares me. They pair up, not dirty again, and work their way through the game simulation thing. And then they save the Chancellor, and, wisely, run away!
Conflict Management has a test, which they take. Lana and the TA make out, while Prue thanks him for the flowers, and does not make out.
Library is open. Sky visits to chat with Bridge about V-Day. Jen also comes by to chat about her ship, but I don't think it's the fun kind that the squirrels make flags for.
Juli and Nathan have office hours.
Hightimes meets, and they have snacks. They also have assignments, cause they're dedicated like that. And chatting with each other, of course, and also with the advisor.
Girls With Guns meets, and who the hell lets military prototype ammo get to the general public? Oh. Ino finds out how, apparently you pester Cable. Hee! Romeo is still blue. Dojima gets to try out some of the new stuff. Very happy for you. Reno is there, and rocking an orange flower. Sokka is in an exellent mood, and Jack also looks happy, if a bit scary. He kinda creeps on Kerrigan, but she sends him off.
Dorms
One of the Winchesters, the giant one with the hair, delivers flowers to people. I didn't get one, but I'm sure you just lost the card.
On the roof, Ino is waiting for Liir, who takes her flying, which is awesome. Anemone is baking, because she's awesome. Sky comes for cookies and to explain emo (don't give in, Anemone! It's contagious!), and Jack also comes, but just for cookies. Smart man.
Hoshi shows Jeff the suit she picked out for him, aw, and than Michael comes to make sure they won't clash. Hoshi is totazlly a pimp. My hero. Ron tells Alex about the flowers his professors gave him, and I totally didn't do that, were we supposed to? On the other hand, I have less mocking.
Liir is sleepy. Screw sleep, man, go celebrate! Liir then asks Evey about her plans, except he does it Liirishly. Karal brings Evey flowers and gets kisses. Oh, and then Luke comes by to, um, explain some things.
Jeff is jittery, which, hey, not news. Luke comes to Jo's room with innocent chocolates. Zuko brings food to Mel, who does not threaten to kill him, yay holidays. Andrew and Liirrrr have a cute room dinner.
Happy birthday Valentine, which I guess I should have assumed. He's juggling. Sokka wishes him a happy him day. Jack and Annette cuddle and have chocolates and some jealousy. Chad and Teddy get an innocent hotel room, while Johnny and Savannah do much the same in the dorms. Ino and Kabuto, um, have a beating heart and stripping and running away. I'm drunk and confused, ask a squirrel.
Troy and Sky, who I am shortening to "Try" for future reference, snuggle and watch a movie. Wyatt and Isabel, now known as "Wybellatt," have a cute indoor picnic. Eve and Adam are also cute, and unfortunately named. GavInara discuss Cupid (oh, WAIT till I get to that) and have presents.
Sam and Dawn, um, "Sawn," are dorkable. Adah and her undies and Lee are... um, three parts of the squirrels OT4, whatever that means? DOOM and his book are together. And lame, we're calling that couple "Dook," which sounds stupid, but so's spending V-Day with a book. Willow and English Peter are celebrating properly, and called "Pillow". Peter Parker abuses some ping pong balls because he misses his girlfriend.
Dean and Meg have booze and chocolate and scary tv. Namine is prepared for some Valentine romance, and I don't mean the day.
The Third Floor Common Room is for the single only, thanks to Mel. DOOM answers some of her questions about his armor, and OMG did NEVER need to know. Rikku is there, with candy, which DOOM needs none of. She does offer it to Mel though. Ferris, in denial, thinks being single is the life. Rikku shares candy with Ferris. Doom doesn't approve of Ferris's jumping onto the couch, and Ferris boggles at the armor.
Zack comes by, and talks about horror films with Mel, and about frozen peanut butter hearts with Rikku. Speaking of candy, Reno and Mel share the love of dismemberments and sugarcomas. And I just realized that dismemberment is not a new candy. Oh.
Town!
Ami opens the magic shop. At the good Arms, Mary checks Eve in and makes a reservation for Jack. The Arms I don't like is also open.
Mel and Sinatra are at Groovy Tunes, sweet. Isabel opened Pixie Dust, amd Jaina and John do the cute couple shopping thing, aw. Isabel helps Michael pick out an outfit for the dance, and also helps Ronan. Ino needs a mask to match her dress, and Meg gets her dress's cuteness approved.
Pizza Planet is open, as is Wonders of the World, cool. Millie opens Book Haven, and gets a visit from Mary, who has cookies and cool news. Sokka is opening Turtle and Canary, and Mel stops by for snark and fake flirting. The "S" half of Try also stops by, as does Rikku, who thanks Sokka for the flower.
There are bananas and red hots at the Banana Stand. Aravis and Seeley, who I can't mash together, had a movie date. Jim and Pam have an ice cream date.
Xander and Bridge exchange gifts, and Bridge gets a burned cake in exchange for flowers, but in this case it's definitely effort that counts. Mary and George talk about wedding plans. Oh, and Cougar Harriet Jones has a secret admierer!
And, in the GREATEST NEWS EVER, Barbossa, my rum-loving boss, is dressed like cupid, diaper and all. He's got a weapon, and Amber, Dick, Jack, Hermione, Gaspode, and Tink all have to deal with being shot, flashed, and informed that they will die loveless and alone. Sometimes I love this town.
And of course, all of you hormonal kids and not kids went to Caritas. Barney is a love hyena, whatever that means, Lucas repays Brooke for her flower with booze, which I'm sure she appreciated, Amber boggles at the zombies, and Joanna is looking for people to mock, and gets a drink from Barney. Oh, and Brooke is there, but, eh, not news. Sorry, I'm a hater. Rodney is a science geek, and therefore alone and depressed. I'm shocked. However, I'm more shocked he comments that Brooke isn't blonde.
I'm just saying, maybe after today some of you needed to go to Church, which was open and lonely.
That's all I have for tonight. Be safe, use condoms, don't drink more than they squirrels approve of, and brush your teeth after candy. Happy Valentine's Day! And happy birthday Valentine!
(OOC- OMG, seriously got home late and drunk, apologies if I spelled you wrong/insulted you/ate your puppy/left you out, it's totally an accident. I'm going to go and sober up and write a paper now, kay? Happy V-Day!)