Fandom Radio, Monday, July 9
Hello, hello Fandom and welcome to another exciting edition of Fandom Radio! I'm your host, John Crichton. And yes, I did just leave yesterday. But, apparently, a few of the squirrels followed us and, while Aeryn lounges on the deck and drinks a pop, I'm going to be bringing you the latest and greatest from the place I just left.
If you all talked nearly as much as you did last Monday, I'm coming back and stealing every single pair of pants I can find. That means Hades without pants. Ares without pants.
DEADPOOL WITHOUT PANTS. Your eyes will not survive the onslaught of those full moons.
School Daze
At the construction site today, Fraser's overseeing and Bel's slaving away. I'm now picturing Bel singing and he worked. Did you sing, Bel? A little diddy? I miss Fandom already. Fraser also got water ballooned by Deadpool.
Sam Winchester, who I miss greatly and stop giving me that look Aeryn, is in a quiet library. Call me, Sam. You know the digits.
Potpourri is in session! Students boggle over Buster and then they introduce themselves and claim superhero names. My superhero name is Captain McCuddles! And Aeryn is my sidekick, Fluffy Galore!
In Pie For Beginners, introductions are made and they watch a film about making pie crusts.
Aeryn, go bake me a pie.
*sounds of hysterical laughter*
She's laughing because she loves me so much and she's baking me a pie! she is!
Sex Ed class is in session and people stare in horror at GOB. What else is new? Even the squirrels shudder at GOB's name. GOB names Gavin his TA and wow, good luck kid. May God be with you. Bart and Haku are confused by the baseball metaphors. They watch a video on 1950's sex ed and then discuss the video and sports metaphors.
I always preferred car metaphors myself. Aeryn thinks metaphors are the spawn of evil and why can't we all just talk normally?
How to be a Comic Book Superhero chooses their superhero names and draws costumes. Rikku tells Deadpool that real teachers are weird. I miss you, Rikku!
In Creatures of Nature, the students sign a contract to teach creatures with respect. Introductions are made and they meet an unicorn and a Qilin. I apologize if I mispronounced that last word but...what the hell is that word? Is it a new student? Does it need a nickname? Namine asks D if she can make an appointment with him. Raph is reluctant to approach either creature and D asks why and Jenny has something to say to D.
In Redemption class, Ares lectures and names Luke his TA. Godspeed, Luke! The students introduce themselves and explain why they're in the class and then explain what they might need redemption for.
Principal Zoe has office hours! Anakin, hi Anakin, we're in Nags Head, comes by to talk about Hamlet. Alec gives Zoe a baby blankie. If you're not all 'awww'ing' at the radio, you're obviously a robot sorry, Anders.
Vice Principal Hades also has office hours!
Dorm Room with a View
In dorms news, Jack's voicemail doesn't make him happy. Did Rita Skeeter call you, Jack? Tell her to call me! We've got things to discuss! Jaina's back and she and Inara talk about going home. Andrew checks out Neil's room and they talk about classes. Stickbug Brother English Peter is back! Willow is quite excited about this. Me too! Peter, I'm gone now! You and other Peter hold down the Stickbug legacy!
Peter meets Jeff, his little brother, and they talk about Jeff's trip to the sewers and...dude, the sewers? Why? I hope you showered. Dick's Rubik Cube comes to life. I freaking hated those things. They cheated all the time! The colors would just flip magically! Gavin shows Inara his new clothing and it says he looks pretty but I won't be saying that about a guy. I bet he looks like a dweeb. Jack is hooking up with Johnny Storm. Again, the squirrels say this is pretty but I refuse to say that. Sorry, Jack. You're very platonically manly. Before that, though, Johnny Blaze stopped in to borrow some shampoo from Jack.
Dick shows Willow his robot. Yeah, moving along...
River writes a letter home, Summer returns and Chris asks her about her trip home and Ed does some studying until someone named Faile comes to visit. Faile of the Holy Grail? C'mon, you were all thinking it. Later, Bart gets lost and thumps right into Ed's door. Ow.
In the fourth floor common room, Claire is painting her nails and channel surfing. Claire and Seely meet and discuss cheerleading. Seely also tells her about Cuddles. Aww, Cuddles, I miss you! Claire and River meet. River asks Claire to paint her nails. Seely tells River about his summer and they have a detailed discussion of pie. Isabel and River catch up, Isabel and Claire meet and talk about being from Texas and New Mexico, Isabel and Seely discuss the prank war and Karal and River also meet. Lots of meeting going on in that common room. Karal and Claire meet and talk about Karal being a priest. Actually, there's boggling. Not Boggle. They didn't play that annoying game. Karal is NOT PLEASED with Seely's skills in picking out clothing. Karal asks for Isabel's help with email and eletronic devices. Isabel welcomes Irulan back and they talk about classes and Irulan's summer. River and Irulan talk abou their trips home, Liz says hello and Mel and Claire meet and discuss their backgrounds.
Later that afternoon, the one and only Jack Harkness is laying shirtless in the grass. Jack talks Cedric into taking his shirt off. GULLIBLE. Johnny Storm and Jack meet and Jack agrees to give Johnny some boykissy lessons. Why do I always get the boykissy broadcasts? This is Harkness' fault! Lana sees Jack again and he reassures her that it's really him. Johnny Storm and Lana plan a slumber party in the dorms tonight. Isabel tells Jack about Parker's plans and then there's some fighting. Evie is excited to see Jack and bounces at him. Jack and Inara meet and Jack's shocked that Inara's Companion training doesn't mention fun. Are there no water slides in Companion training or something? Bummer. COOKIES. Irulan also comes by.
Up on the roof, Ami sits and listens to emo music. Robin stops by and greets her.
In the third floor common room, Johnny prepares for a sleepover! Don't forget your nightlight, Flamey! Flamey tells Charlie about staying with Lana to help her with her nightmares. He also makes plans to help Charlie over the weekend. Haku asks Johnny what he's up to and Lana arrives for the sleepover.
In the fourth floor common room, Charlie makes dinner. Yumtastic! Charlie explains Ronan's nickname to Isabel. Leaf tells Isabel about Superhero class. Isabel wants his costume to have lots of glitter on it. Ronan helps Charlie cook and he tells her about his wizard skills. Isabel and Ronan like when someone else cooks! Johnny stops in to get some food for himself and Lana. Ronan and Johnny make a date for Friday. Charlie gives Johnny his food, Johnny tells AJ about helping Lana, AJ offers to make a salad to go along with dinner, Setsuna compliments the chef and Dean stops in to congratulate Charlie on scoring on him during the flag football game. AJ is confused at Ronan, Bart stops in to help out and Dean asks how his little sib, Bart, is doing.
Johnny Blaze, which is the coolest name ever, reads a magazine and hums along to the radio. Dawn reads and Rikku stops by, a little sad, to talk about Hamlet.
Takin' You Downtown
Yitzhak opens Luke's Diner and Namine opens Cafe Fina. Leo opens the Photo Hut too. Mary's in at the Arms Hotel and Mary, I'm so sorry I missed getting that drink before I left. Save it for me? I'll be back, I'm sure!
Bart opens Turtle and Canary. Turtle stops by to check on Bart and is boggled to learn that Bart the SquishyBot. Annette stops in to order some stuff which Bart gets her quickly. Bart and Andrew talk about their new jobs! Charlie comes by to get some cheese and hopefully, not cut it!
Chad opens Groovy Tunes. Evie gets introduce to Prince Oscar Pedro!
Setsuna opens the post office. Ami opens the Magic Box. Lana opens the Book Haven. Johnny brings Lana lunch. Aww, how sweet. Gwynn stops in to keep her mind off crying.
Roy's in at Trooper Station. Aly stops in for a visit.
Gabriel opens the church. Rikku stops in and asks why people come there. Maybe Gabriel has a charming personality? Or, does he have cookies? If he has cookies, I'd be there everyday.
Naomi opens Sparky Repairs and John Conner is happy to see her.
Wilson had breakfast at the clinic and Phale brought him a thermos of tea.
Aeryn, dearest? Why don't you ever bring me tea? Hey! Don't walk away!
Katara looked through a cookbook during the evening clinic shift.
Rory and Anakin talk about Hamlet.
Musabi was in charge tonight at the Devil's Nest. The bar, lounge and dance floor were all quiet. Wilson did stop in to play pool.
Wilson goes to Lucifer's for some late night loving!
And that's all the time I have tonight. I must send the squirrels back to Fandom and go be on vacation. In Crichton terms, that means we're playing Scrabble. All night long. Goodbye and good luck!
If you all talked nearly as much as you did last Monday, I'm coming back and stealing every single pair of pants I can find. That means Hades without pants. Ares without pants.
DEADPOOL WITHOUT PANTS. Your eyes will not survive the onslaught of those full moons.
School Daze
At the construction site today, Fraser's overseeing and Bel's slaving away. I'm now picturing Bel singing and he worked. Did you sing, Bel? A little diddy? I miss Fandom already. Fraser also got water ballooned by Deadpool.
Sam Winchester, who I miss greatly and stop giving me that look Aeryn, is in a quiet library. Call me, Sam. You know the digits.
Potpourri is in session! Students boggle over Buster and then they introduce themselves and claim superhero names. My superhero name is Captain McCuddles! And Aeryn is my sidekick, Fluffy Galore!
In Pie For Beginners, introductions are made and they watch a film about making pie crusts.
Aeryn, go bake me a pie.
*sounds of hysterical laughter*
She's laughing because she loves me so much and she's baking me a pie! she is!
Sex Ed class is in session and people stare in horror at GOB. What else is new? Even the squirrels shudder at GOB's name. GOB names Gavin his TA and wow, good luck kid. May God be with you. Bart and Haku are confused by the baseball metaphors. They watch a video on 1950's sex ed and then discuss the video and sports metaphors.
I always preferred car metaphors myself. Aeryn thinks metaphors are the spawn of evil and why can't we all just talk normally?
How to be a Comic Book Superhero chooses their superhero names and draws costumes. Rikku tells Deadpool that real teachers are weird. I miss you, Rikku!
In Creatures of Nature, the students sign a contract to teach creatures with respect. Introductions are made and they meet an unicorn and a Qilin. I apologize if I mispronounced that last word but...what the hell is that word? Is it a new student? Does it need a nickname? Namine asks D if she can make an appointment with him. Raph is reluctant to approach either creature and D asks why and Jenny has something to say to D.
In Redemption class, Ares lectures and names Luke his TA. Godspeed, Luke! The students introduce themselves and explain why they're in the class and then explain what they might need redemption for.
Principal Zoe has office hours! Anakin, hi Anakin, we're in Nags Head, comes by to talk about Hamlet. Alec gives Zoe a baby blankie. If you're not all 'awww'ing' at the radio, you're obviously a robot sorry, Anders.
Vice Principal Hades also has office hours!
Dorm Room with a View
In dorms news, Jack's voicemail doesn't make him happy. Did Rita Skeeter call you, Jack? Tell her to call me! We've got things to discuss! Jaina's back and she and Inara talk about going home. Andrew checks out Neil's room and they talk about classes. Stickbug Brother English Peter is back! Willow is quite excited about this. Me too! Peter, I'm gone now! You and other Peter hold down the Stickbug legacy!
Peter meets Jeff, his little brother, and they talk about Jeff's trip to the sewers and...dude, the sewers? Why? I hope you showered. Dick's Rubik Cube comes to life. I freaking hated those things. They cheated all the time! The colors would just flip magically! Gavin shows Inara his new clothing and it says he looks pretty but I won't be saying that about a guy. I bet he looks like a dweeb. Jack is hooking up with Johnny Storm. Again, the squirrels say this is pretty but I refuse to say that. Sorry, Jack. You're very platonically manly. Before that, though, Johnny Blaze stopped in to borrow some shampoo from Jack.
Dick shows Willow his robot. Yeah, moving along...
River writes a letter home, Summer returns and Chris asks her about her trip home and Ed does some studying until someone named Faile comes to visit. Faile of the Holy Grail? C'mon, you were all thinking it. Later, Bart gets lost and thumps right into Ed's door. Ow.
In the fourth floor common room, Claire is painting her nails and channel surfing. Claire and Seely meet and discuss cheerleading. Seely also tells her about Cuddles. Aww, Cuddles, I miss you! Claire and River meet. River asks Claire to paint her nails. Seely tells River about his summer and they have a detailed discussion of pie. Isabel and River catch up, Isabel and Claire meet and talk about being from Texas and New Mexico, Isabel and Seely discuss the prank war and Karal and River also meet. Lots of meeting going on in that common room. Karal and Claire meet and talk about Karal being a priest. Actually, there's boggling. Not Boggle. They didn't play that annoying game. Karal is NOT PLEASED with Seely's skills in picking out clothing. Karal asks for Isabel's help with email and eletronic devices. Isabel welcomes Irulan back and they talk about classes and Irulan's summer. River and Irulan talk abou their trips home, Liz says hello and Mel and Claire meet and discuss their backgrounds.
Later that afternoon, the one and only Jack Harkness is laying shirtless in the grass. Jack talks Cedric into taking his shirt off. GULLIBLE. Johnny Storm and Jack meet and Jack agrees to give Johnny some boykissy lessons. Why do I always get the boykissy broadcasts? This is Harkness' fault! Lana sees Jack again and he reassures her that it's really him. Johnny Storm and Lana plan a slumber party in the dorms tonight. Isabel tells Jack about Parker's plans and then there's some fighting. Evie is excited to see Jack and bounces at him. Jack and Inara meet and Jack's shocked that Inara's Companion training doesn't mention fun. Are there no water slides in Companion training or something? Bummer. COOKIES. Irulan also comes by.
Up on the roof, Ami sits and listens to emo music. Robin stops by and greets her.
In the third floor common room, Johnny prepares for a sleepover! Don't forget your nightlight, Flamey! Flamey tells Charlie about staying with Lana to help her with her nightmares. He also makes plans to help Charlie over the weekend. Haku asks Johnny what he's up to and Lana arrives for the sleepover.
In the fourth floor common room, Charlie makes dinner. Yumtastic! Charlie explains Ronan's nickname to Isabel. Leaf tells Isabel about Superhero class. Isabel wants his costume to have lots of glitter on it. Ronan helps Charlie cook and he tells her about his wizard skills. Isabel and Ronan like when someone else cooks! Johnny stops in to get some food for himself and Lana. Ronan and Johnny make a date for Friday. Charlie gives Johnny his food, Johnny tells AJ about helping Lana, AJ offers to make a salad to go along with dinner, Setsuna compliments the chef and Dean stops in to congratulate Charlie on scoring on him during the flag football game. AJ is confused at Ronan, Bart stops in to help out and Dean asks how his little sib, Bart, is doing.
Johnny Blaze, which is the coolest name ever, reads a magazine and hums along to the radio. Dawn reads and Rikku stops by, a little sad, to talk about Hamlet.
Takin' You Downtown
Yitzhak opens Luke's Diner and Namine opens Cafe Fina. Leo opens the Photo Hut too. Mary's in at the Arms Hotel and Mary, I'm so sorry I missed getting that drink before I left. Save it for me? I'll be back, I'm sure!
Bart opens Turtle and Canary. Turtle stops by to check on Bart and is boggled to learn that Bart the SquishyBot. Annette stops in to order some stuff which Bart gets her quickly. Bart and Andrew talk about their new jobs! Charlie comes by to get some cheese and hopefully, not cut it!
Chad opens Groovy Tunes. Evie gets introduce to Prince Oscar Pedro!
Setsuna opens the post office. Ami opens the Magic Box. Lana opens the Book Haven. Johnny brings Lana lunch. Aww, how sweet. Gwynn stops in to keep her mind off crying.
Roy's in at Trooper Station. Aly stops in for a visit.
Gabriel opens the church. Rikku stops in and asks why people come there. Maybe Gabriel has a charming personality? Or, does he have cookies? If he has cookies, I'd be there everyday.
Naomi opens Sparky Repairs and John Conner is happy to see her.
Wilson had breakfast at the clinic and Phale brought him a thermos of tea.
Aeryn, dearest? Why don't you ever bring me tea? Hey! Don't walk away!
Katara looked through a cookbook during the evening clinic shift.
Rory and Anakin talk about Hamlet.
Musabi was in charge tonight at the Devil's Nest. The bar, lounge and dance floor were all quiet. Wilson did stop in to play pool.
Wilson goes to Lucifer's for some late night loving!
And that's all the time I have tonight. I must send the squirrels back to Fandom and go be on vacation. In Crichton terms, that means we're playing Scrabble. All night long. Goodbye and good luck!