Fandom Radio, Sunday, July 8th, 2007
Why? Why won't you just solve yourself?! I hate you! Ugh, good evening Fandom. This is Dick Casablancas with WTFH Radio and I'm a wee bit frustrated because I've been working on this damn Rubik's Cube all day and I am nowhere near solving it! I hate this thing and yet, I cannot stop.
I will stop long enough to report the news.
School
Nooooooothing! But it starts up again tomorrow, boo.
Dorms
There's a naked Anakin in Rory's bed! Not my preferred way to wake up but whatever floats your boat. Irulan is back and Evie stops by to catch up. Stark is arguing with himself but stops when Molly comes to invite him to L.A. Say hi to Logan for me, guys. Sam and Dean ask their daddy John to watch football. Usually people have to ask me to stop watching football. Rikku snuggles with Jude and then there is kittyness. Dude, just stick the cat in the closet. I mean, there's meowing at first but you can block it out while you're getting it on. Sakuazaki works on the computer. AKA watching porn. It's okay, we all do it. Naomi is back in Fandom which is a nice change from all the goodbyes I've been hearing. Chad and Teddy retreat to their room after the football game and reflect on pantless Jim. Oookay. Aravis is bored and melting of heat. I'm not sure whether to take this figuratively or literally. You never know in this school.
Woe, lots of people said goodbye today. Conner sends out a goodbye e-mail. See ya dude! Billy stops by to say bye. Gwynn and Conner says they'll miss each other and he tells her not to be sad. Awww. John Crichton does some last minute packing. You can't leave dude! I love you in a totally heterosexual way! Jack says goodbye and they talk of being afraid of a girl and future plans. Animal doesn't like the idea of John leaving and says so in an eloquent manner. Luke gets an open invite to come visit but is banned from cooking. Anakin and John are reportedly "aww clingy" and Anakin gives him advice on the ladies. You should listen to him, he woke up in a chick's bed naked. Rory gives John a gift that will keep tensions down. I am being told that this is not dirty. That's too bad. John insists that there is pink in Peter Parker's costume. Hey, if the dude can rock the pink without looking like a wuss then more power to him. Aly says she wishes she could ask for a pony ride...I think Aeryn would have something to say about that.
There's more goodbyes when Aeryn's in the gym. Jack and Aeryn manage to have a conversation without fighting and they even hug at the end! How cute. Aeryn tells Mel that she and John are leaving tonight. Boooooooo! Aeryn gets a package, not dirty, and it apparently has Jamie Madrox's belongings in it. Well, she's got a lifetime supply of sock puppets now. Isabel asks for one more fighting lesson before she goes. I'll fight you if you want. I mean, I usually end up resorting to biting and noogies but that's still a form of fighting people should be prepared for. Molly says goodbye to Aeryn when she stops by to get cheerleading things. Luke offers to hide John and Aeryn somewhere so they can stay and Aeryn offers to let Luke stay in Cambridge if he ever needs to. I smell a slumber party! Rory says goodbye to Aeryn and assures her that her gift for her and John isn't dirty. Again, I say that's too bad. Anakin gives Aeryn a model of her Prowler and they make all sorts of promises to look out for each other. Aeryn makes Peter Parker promise that he won't get into anymore trouble. Right, that'll last five minutes.
Isabel is watching a documentary on the Roswell crash on the fourth floor. She meets Johnny Blaze, what a badass name, and she confesses to being an alien. She then tells him tales of Fandom weirdness. Way to give the guy nightmares. Marco and Isabel compare stories of Area 51 and with telling their parents that they aren't normal. I have no stories of Area 51 nor do I ever hope to. The government scares me. Fake big brother Marco meets fake little brother Johnny Blaze. I think Johnny Blaze and Johnny Storm should fight it out. Battle of the badass names. Gwynn is emo-ing on the roof and St. John tries to cheer her up. Good luck with that. Lana watched television on the third floor this morning. She meets Sabriel and they discussing mixing technology and magic and Lana tells her of meteor mutants in Smallville. What a dorky name for a town. Sabriel and Annie-Money try to figure out if they're watching a documentary about girls selling food in public houses and Lana explains it's fiction. Jim is chillaxing in our room post-football and Pam stops by to chit chat. AJ stops in Haku's room and they discuss comic books like big dorks do. Isabel tries to read but can't concentrate. Probably because she's thinking about me and how awesome I am. Happens to me all the time.
Town
People opened things like it was their job! Because it is their job! Robin opened the Magic Box, Leo opens the Photo Hut, Millie opens up the Book Haven, AJ opens Luke's and Kabuto opens the Devil's Nest. Also, Gabriel opens the Church and GOB opened Caritas. St. John came in both places to bother both owners. And in empty-clinic news, Doogie took the morning shift while Katara filled in for Stark in the evening shift. Most places were dead today because everybody was at the football scrimmage! The blue team got a speech from Willow while the gold team got one from John. The cheerleaders were there to cheer, big surprise there. And there was an audience cheering as well. Good, I'm not getting all hot and sweaty for my own benefit. The game commenced! There was passing, running, fumbles, touchdowns. All that good stuff. And then the football turned into a snitch! Who did it tell on, exactly?
Vala chills in the wading pool in her basement. Hot. John and Aeryn leave town. Not hot. Sad. Rikku informs Anakin of Hamlet's death.
...Well there's a downer.
But hey! There was a party hosted by Emma and Ares! There was food and Vala, Gabriel, Deadpool, Arashi, Squall, John Winchester and Zoe partake. Zoe probably partakes in a lot. Not that you'd notice. Cause her pregnant glow distracts from her huge stomach. That was a compliment, m'am. Deadpool warns Arashi of the cupcakes. Emma is glad Squall is eating a muffin. She probably dropped it on the floor by accident. There's a bar! Every party should have one. Gabriel thanks Mary for the bed and they talk about Las Vegas. Roy tells Mary the party is lacking her cake. I'm sure we'd all love a piece of Mary's cake. Lucifer and Gabriel raise glasses at each other and Wilson and Azriaphale talk about the new faces in town. Harriet Jones meets Deadpool and he decides he likes her. Well, that's scary. Harriet also meets Squall, John and Mary. Squall edges away from Barney and Deadpool calls him a newbie. Aly critiques Barney's pickup line and Barney ends up meeting Mary and flirts with her. Nice to see you taking my advice. Arashi and Aly talk about their vacations. Aly hugs Roy and Deadpool flails at her about his house. Did it explode? Did a biker gang burn it down? Termites? Aly thinks she should have left Josh at the fair. Now, that wouldn't be nice. Funny, but not nice. Deadpool asks Drax about his pot o' gold. Just because the dude is green doesn't mean he's part leprechaun. He could be a member of the Jolly Green family.
Emma, the lovely hostess, drinks the night away while greeting guests. Mary thanks Emma for the invite and they discuss Mary's birthday party. I'd rather not discuss Mary's birthday party thankyouverymuch. Roy admires Emma's dress. I usually say that to chicks when I'm staring at their boobs. Gabriel finds out Emma is telepathic the hard way. And the squirrels wish to tell him that they are not pests! They're just doing their squirrel-y job that was bestowed on them by a creepy pirate. Emma explains the purpose of a party to Squall and fixes him a margarita. Aly and Harriet also thank Emma for their invitations. Why are you so damn polite, people? Lucifer doesn't want any part of Emma's muffins but she manages to convince Deadpool to have a taste. See how I turned your innocent notes into something dirty? I'm awesome like that. Vala and Emma bemoan the stupidity of men. Hey! I'd take offense to that if it wasn't true! The host, Ares, is also greeting people. Lucifer toasts Ares with his drink and Ares meets Squall. Ares and Vala talk about workshops and he flirts with Mary. Have a thing for the sideburns, huh? Gabriel introduces himself to Ares and they laugh at foolish Fandom mortals. Hey, I might be mortal but I am neither creepy or have crazy-ass sideburns. Beat that.
Yay! I'm done the news! Now I can get back to this freaking plastic cube. I will solve this thing. Mark my words. Night, all!
I will stop long enough to report the news.
School
Nooooooothing! But it starts up again tomorrow, boo.
Dorms
There's a naked Anakin in Rory's bed! Not my preferred way to wake up but whatever floats your boat. Irulan is back and Evie stops by to catch up. Stark is arguing with himself but stops when Molly comes to invite him to L.A. Say hi to Logan for me, guys. Sam and Dean ask their daddy John to watch football. Usually people have to ask me to stop watching football. Rikku snuggles with Jude and then there is kittyness. Dude, just stick the cat in the closet. I mean, there's meowing at first but you can block it out while you're getting it on. Sakuazaki works on the computer. AKA watching porn. It's okay, we all do it. Naomi is back in Fandom which is a nice change from all the goodbyes I've been hearing. Chad and Teddy retreat to their room after the football game and reflect on pantless Jim. Oookay. Aravis is bored and melting of heat. I'm not sure whether to take this figuratively or literally. You never know in this school.
Woe, lots of people said goodbye today. Conner sends out a goodbye e-mail. See ya dude! Billy stops by to say bye. Gwynn and Conner says they'll miss each other and he tells her not to be sad. Awww. John Crichton does some last minute packing. You can't leave dude! I love you in a totally heterosexual way! Jack says goodbye and they talk of being afraid of a girl and future plans. Animal doesn't like the idea of John leaving and says so in an eloquent manner. Luke gets an open invite to come visit but is banned from cooking. Anakin and John are reportedly "aww clingy" and Anakin gives him advice on the ladies. You should listen to him, he woke up in a chick's bed naked. Rory gives John a gift that will keep tensions down. I am being told that this is not dirty. That's too bad. John insists that there is pink in Peter Parker's costume. Hey, if the dude can rock the pink without looking like a wuss then more power to him. Aly says she wishes she could ask for a pony ride...I think Aeryn would have something to say about that.
There's more goodbyes when Aeryn's in the gym. Jack and Aeryn manage to have a conversation without fighting and they even hug at the end! How cute. Aeryn tells Mel that she and John are leaving tonight. Boooooooo! Aeryn gets a package, not dirty, and it apparently has Jamie Madrox's belongings in it. Well, she's got a lifetime supply of sock puppets now. Isabel asks for one more fighting lesson before she goes. I'll fight you if you want. I mean, I usually end up resorting to biting and noogies but that's still a form of fighting people should be prepared for. Molly says goodbye to Aeryn when she stops by to get cheerleading things. Luke offers to hide John and Aeryn somewhere so they can stay and Aeryn offers to let Luke stay in Cambridge if he ever needs to. I smell a slumber party! Rory says goodbye to Aeryn and assures her that her gift for her and John isn't dirty. Again, I say that's too bad. Anakin gives Aeryn a model of her Prowler and they make all sorts of promises to look out for each other. Aeryn makes Peter Parker promise that he won't get into anymore trouble. Right, that'll last five minutes.
Isabel is watching a documentary on the Roswell crash on the fourth floor. She meets Johnny Blaze, what a badass name, and she confesses to being an alien. She then tells him tales of Fandom weirdness. Way to give the guy nightmares. Marco and Isabel compare stories of Area 51 and with telling their parents that they aren't normal. I have no stories of Area 51 nor do I ever hope to. The government scares me. Fake big brother Marco meets fake little brother Johnny Blaze. I think Johnny Blaze and Johnny Storm should fight it out. Battle of the badass names. Gwynn is emo-ing on the roof and St. John tries to cheer her up. Good luck with that. Lana watched television on the third floor this morning. She meets Sabriel and they discussing mixing technology and magic and Lana tells her of meteor mutants in Smallville. What a dorky name for a town. Sabriel and Annie-Money try to figure out if they're watching a documentary about girls selling food in public houses and Lana explains it's fiction. Jim is chillaxing in our room post-football and Pam stops by to chit chat. AJ stops in Haku's room and they discuss comic books like big dorks do. Isabel tries to read but can't concentrate. Probably because she's thinking about me and how awesome I am. Happens to me all the time.
Town
People opened things like it was their job! Because it is their job! Robin opened the Magic Box, Leo opens the Photo Hut, Millie opens up the Book Haven, AJ opens Luke's and Kabuto opens the Devil's Nest. Also, Gabriel opens the Church and GOB opened Caritas. St. John came in both places to bother both owners. And in empty-clinic news, Doogie took the morning shift while Katara filled in for Stark in the evening shift. Most places were dead today because everybody was at the football scrimmage! The blue team got a speech from Willow while the gold team got one from John. The cheerleaders were there to cheer, big surprise there. And there was an audience cheering as well. Good, I'm not getting all hot and sweaty for my own benefit. The game commenced! There was passing, running, fumbles, touchdowns. All that good stuff. And then the football turned into a snitch! Who did it tell on, exactly?
Vala chills in the wading pool in her basement. Hot. John and Aeryn leave town. Not hot. Sad. Rikku informs Anakin of Hamlet's death.
...Well there's a downer.
But hey! There was a party hosted by Emma and Ares! There was food and Vala, Gabriel, Deadpool, Arashi, Squall, John Winchester and Zoe partake. Zoe probably partakes in a lot. Not that you'd notice. Cause her pregnant glow distracts from her huge stomach. That was a compliment, m'am. Deadpool warns Arashi of the cupcakes. Emma is glad Squall is eating a muffin. She probably dropped it on the floor by accident. There's a bar! Every party should have one. Gabriel thanks Mary for the bed and they talk about Las Vegas. Roy tells Mary the party is lacking her cake. I'm sure we'd all love a piece of Mary's cake. Lucifer and Gabriel raise glasses at each other and Wilson and Azriaphale talk about the new faces in town. Harriet Jones meets Deadpool and he decides he likes her. Well, that's scary. Harriet also meets Squall, John and Mary. Squall edges away from Barney and Deadpool calls him a newbie. Aly critiques Barney's pickup line and Barney ends up meeting Mary and flirts with her. Nice to see you taking my advice. Arashi and Aly talk about their vacations. Aly hugs Roy and Deadpool flails at her about his house. Did it explode? Did a biker gang burn it down? Termites? Aly thinks she should have left Josh at the fair. Now, that wouldn't be nice. Funny, but not nice. Deadpool asks Drax about his pot o' gold. Just because the dude is green doesn't mean he's part leprechaun. He could be a member of the Jolly Green family.
Emma, the lovely hostess, drinks the night away while greeting guests. Mary thanks Emma for the invite and they discuss Mary's birthday party. I'd rather not discuss Mary's birthday party thankyouverymuch. Roy admires Emma's dress. I usually say that to chicks when I'm staring at their boobs. Gabriel finds out Emma is telepathic the hard way. And the squirrels wish to tell him that they are not pests! They're just doing their squirrel-y job that was bestowed on them by a creepy pirate. Emma explains the purpose of a party to Squall and fixes him a margarita. Aly and Harriet also thank Emma for their invitations. Why are you so damn polite, people? Lucifer doesn't want any part of Emma's muffins but she manages to convince Deadpool to have a taste. See how I turned your innocent notes into something dirty? I'm awesome like that. Vala and Emma bemoan the stupidity of men. Hey! I'd take offense to that if it wasn't true! The host, Ares, is also greeting people. Lucifer toasts Ares with his drink and Ares meets Squall. Ares and Vala talk about workshops and he flirts with Mary. Have a thing for the sideburns, huh? Gabriel introduces himself to Ares and they laugh at foolish Fandom mortals. Hey, I might be mortal but I am neither creepy or have crazy-ass sideburns. Beat that.
Yay! I'm done the news! Now I can get back to this freaking plastic cube. I will solve this thing. Mark my words. Night, all!