Microsoft access was created by the devil ( Read more... )

My computer professor is awesome.

In an effort to make Excel exciting, our project is to create fictional spreadsheets, graphs, ect. as a fictional character.

Hi, my name is Pepper Potts and I work for Stark Industries as Tony Stark's personal assistant.

I'm so excited.

I had NO idea how much I didnt know about Word.

The girl next to me and I are stupidly excited about keyboard shortcuts.

OMFG  My professor is showing us how to use "Delicious" to carry our favorites everywhere.  It occurred to me that the only time I've ever used delicious is when the different Kink_Memes bookmark all the completed fics.

Yes, this tool my professor is using in class I have only ever used for  porn at home.

Scarred for life.

I'm finishing up all the credits I need to finish my associates in one summer semester, unfortunetly this means I am stuck in a four and a half hour long intro to computers class that makes me want to kill someone ( Read more... )

I'm going to buy a pink Vespa, a pink pair of sunglasses, a pink helmet, rent a hot apartment with the Scribblers (hopefully, but definetly with Angela so far), date a hot, super-smart guy and go to school in Gainesville ( Read more... )

Im almost done with school for this semester!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm down to the wire here and have a new hatred for Plato.

Arthurian lit is just "The History of Arthurian Fanfiction"

I'm so fucking tired.

finals suck.

1.Fuck you Giordarno Bruno, Fuck you ( Read more... )

Sir Thomas fucking Mallory can kiss my ass.

If JRR Tolkien and Anne Rice had an evil lovechild, it would be Mallory.

I'm over Le Morte Darthur.

SO over it.  I cant believe I'm going to say this but, I cant wait to get to Tennyson.

In other news, I cant wait for my brother to be born, I'm ridiculously excited.  I want to tell this kid stories and teach ( Read more... )

I know I havent updated in forever but real life took me by storm after christmas.

My mother is a raving lunatic who was found roaming the streets around christmas time, while I was in DC and I have to deal with the fantastic fun-fest that is she.  Meanwhile my uncle is being hospitalized for a mystery illness.

Wow, that wasnt exactly the opening ( Read more... )