whats been up...
I know I havent updated in forever but real life took me by storm after christmas.
My mother is a raving lunatic who was found roaming the streets around christmas time, while I was in DC and I have to deal with the fantastic fun-fest that is she. Meanwhile my uncle is being hospitalized for a mystery illness.
Wow, that wasnt exactly the opening lines I had in mind, but hey! why not just get the bad stuff out first and deal with the bizarre and entertaining after that? Anyways yes, I had a few family issues, however the bright side is there are so many of us that we can all take turns leading semi-normal lives while still handleing familial issues. So during my shifts in normal land I went back to school and work, finally got into those anthropology and sociology classes I wanted to get to so bad. My Anthro Professor is amazing, she was one of the lead archeologists called in to deal with the Miami Circle incident and frequently goes on digs in South America. She's really pretty and dresses awesomely cool...in short, she is my dream-me. She really likes me and is getting me an internship with the Seminole tribe of indians to do field excavation in the Everglades.
My Dad and L'mom are finally getting married, they are wearing my grandparent's old wedding rings and it's terribly romantic. I'm the best man...what should I wear to this thing? a hot tux? a dress?
I saw Kathy Griffin and Stephen Lynch live when they were down here for the South Beach comedy festival. I nearly peed my pants they were so funny.
ooooo....speaking of stars...OK folks, well i dont know if I've ever truly described my place of work, but I'd like to try now, as it's necessary for you to truly enjoy my tale. It's a cheesy seafood resturant with delusions of grandure and a bar that seats 4. The carpet smells funny and the AC is unpredictable, but the food is amazing....just dont EVER go to the women's restroom. Any way, I was working til closing one sunday and bitching the whole day about the fact that I had to close the resturant, when Carlos, one of my best friends and our assistant manager, seated a couple at a booth near the back and wandered into the kitchen. He asked a girl I work with, heretofore reffered to as "B", weather the couple he had seated looked familialr to her. B proceeded to look just as their server "A" approached their table.B freaked, as she wildly claimed that the blonde, thin, attractive woman was Nelly Furtado. I did not believe this claim and after much coersion got A to card her when she ordered an alcoholic beverage.
Ladies and gentlemen, Nelly Furtado ate in my resturant, and I even helped to serve her.
I'm not a huge fan of hers but i must say, she was courteous, kind, cleaned up after herself and tipped 30 bucks. when she was leaving she signed a few autographs because she appreciated the way we asked after the meal and didnt interrupt her. My L'mom is thrilled because when i was in the bathroom with Ms. Furtado she complimented my hair color.
B stole napkins, a pen and a water bottle off the woman's table. LOL psycho, but I love her.
We were all really excited because before her the most famous people to walk in there were Janet Reno and OJ Simpson...not together. Both of them only live a few miles away. I was really excited because as i told Carlos only moments after she left, it simply increases the chances that Johnny Depp could walk in one day. After all we did grow up in the same town! I even had his old English teacher.
Aside from those new i dont have anythi....oh wait, i forgot, my new obsession, aside from Tin man and all the other fandoms I've aquired over the years...Jon Stewart. I would DO him. I cant help it, he's hot.
God my list of crushes is bizarre.
btw, i found this to be SO true