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tonight- instead of doing my homework- i've been writing limericks!
i think i like...
let me know if you do
There once was a stoner named Max
Whose attention at home had grown lax
Until once he was bombed
And walked in on his mom
Pleasuring herself with thumbtacks
There once was a Jew-boy named Will
Whose nose he was yearning to fill
So when placed in the oven
He got some sweet lovin'
And his nostrils were finally filled
There once was a Catholic called Gilly
Whose voice always rang out quite shrilly
Until one meal at home
When she choked on a bone
Of some shortribs and screamed willy-nilly
There once was a redhead named Kim
Who her teacher said always was grim
But what he didn't know
Was her smile when she'd blow
Every ape in the world but him
A lassie named Kara did hope
For a man in a kilt she could grope
So as the tartan she lifted
And her hands quickly drifted
She squeezed the life out of his rope
Sweet Hil was a sultry sex-kitten
Who never before had been bitten
For she always wore gloves
Whilst she was making love
And those dogs who she stroked were all smitten