battlestar galactica, season 4, episode 3, "six of one"
watch and enjoy.
-the shit is about to go down.
-adama has to go make sure his ladyfriend is okay. otherwise no spacesex.
-oh, she breaks the picture of her and adama? symbolic foreshadowing? maybe?
-katee sackoff should get an emmy nod this season. she's done more in these two episodes than most bitches do in a season. maybe it'll actually happen with sopranos off the air.
-OMG THE HYBRID. what is she referencing? anyone? anyone? is it a poem or something? her character reminds me a lot of the precogs from minority report.
-oh snap. going against programming. i, robot, here we come.
-oh, GOD is telling you to lobotmize raiders? like he told bush to go to war? clever, clever, writers.
-was this nataliesix in last season? i don't remember her. was she the one that nuked herself? that had been raped on pegasus?
-saul tigh: xo and resident cylon pimp
-mr. escalante will FUCK YOUR SHIT UP, starbuck. do not mess with him.
-things with the cylons are really getting interesting. yay.
-who's the new douchebag?
-helo's lining up shots. how about apollo does a bodyshot off of helo? that would be hot.
-oh apollo. don't be a downer. people came to get wasted, not to be sad.
-baltar can definitely rock the scarf. scarves always take up way too much of my neck when i wear them.
-dang, baltar has bitches like don magic juan.
-OH SNAPS. HEADBALTAR. he is really off his shit.
-you know, tory seems too bitchy to be worth a lay. she'd be the kind who would criticize you as you were fucking her.
-the orchestra metaphor is cool. the music behind it as he's saying it is cool too.
-twice the baltar is twice as funny as this show ever gets. haha.
-oh, baltar is going to hit that.
-dang roslin, harsh. bitter much?
-lee and kara are TOTALLY going to fuck before the series ends. more than once. and probably on the surface of earth.
-oh. nostaglic cry surprise for apollo. aww.
-i do not think dee will miss your ass. she wants billy back. i miss billy. :[
-rankles my ass! ha! or maybe it's wrinkles and he pronounced it oddly? that would make more sense. either way, it's funny.
-oh. watch it now. six is going to kill your ass. CYLON CIVIL WAR/GENOCIDE!!
-ew. ew. ew.
-tory is crying because baltar's giant wang is too much for her.
-see cavill? this is what happens when you cross six. she kills you. and looks really hot when she does it.
-lots and lots of killing. excellent.
-adama would not throw you out the airlock. roslin would, but adama wouldn't.
-demetrius? is he important in greek mythology? or in another culture's mythology? anyone?
-so now starbuck will take a smelly ass ship to find earth. hmm
these episodes need to be longer. they are too good to only be an hour.