battlestar galactica, season 4, episode 1 & 2 "he that believeth in me"
watch and enjoy.
-new titles. i don't like them.
-i think when they get to earth, it will not be in the present. that would be too easy.
-YES. bloody raider asplodings!
-OH SHIEEEEEEEEET! bullet to the head BITCH! going boomer on his ass! or not.
-OH FUCK. ships are exploding. this is not good.
-wake up anders, you're in the middle of a fight.
-OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOO. the raider can READ YOUR MIND, jackass. it knows what you are.
-baltar = jesus.
-based on the second episode, i think the idea of miracles will be a running theme this season.
-uh oh. time discrepancy, starbuck.
-oh baltar, so sincere.
-baltar invents prayer?
-so monotheistic religion in the way into a girl's pants.
-god's presence in titties? oedipus, anyone?
-what is the flashing triple star starbuck references? astronomy buffs, anyone?
-apparently earth has viper restoration shops
-yeah, the cylon detector also missed you too, pirate.
-stupid commercials. i want a panini.
-is it just me or was that redhead chick on another show? house, maybe?
-secret cylon meetings. the he-man human haters club.
-oh yes, the operahouse. i hope they get back to all that soon.
-ooh gaeta. snap snap! work it out, girl.
-warning: jumps may cause headaches and/or insanity.
-nice sweater, apollo. hot.
-hmm. what if zack is the final cylon? i hope not. that would be too schmaltzy. i hope its madam airlock.
-wow, baltar actually has redeemable qualities. :]
-cynical bitch is going to kill you, douchebag. kill you with somewhat sexual shaving.
-clean shaven baltar > beardy baltar
-oh shit. he's getting fucked up.
-EW NECK SLICEY.
-easy tiger. he's already dead.
-smite. haha.
-cut yourself shaving? oh baltar, you silly man.
-child=better, baltar=jesus. and for his next trick, he will turn water into ambrosia.
-anders is stupid. starbuck will figure out your shit and kill your ass the first chance she gets.
-starbuck kicking ass. and beating on her dumbass man. nice.
-OH SHIT ROSLIN. STARBUCK WILL FUCK YOU UP.