st patrick's day: a good day to gather up the pots and the old tin can.

okay, here's the deal. the next person i hear say the word "britches" is gettin' crushed. come on people, they're pants and you know it.

just when i thought my life had lost all meaning... i saw a trailer on the side of the highway. that had a car parked in front of it. with the words "let freedom ring" painted across it in spray paint. oh, and we also saw about 15,670,356 individual dale earnhardt/dale earnhardt jr. related bumper stickers while we were in south carolina. as usual ( Read more... )

two words: pimp juice.

enough said.

today was the much-anticipated day, april fools day, in my opinion, the most underappreciated holiday there is. Anyway, it started with me going to wal mart to buy film for ryans camera because ryan is way too lazy to do it himself. anyway, i got to school, sat through professor of bialogy jill brannoff's class, then it was on to second period, ( Read more... )

well where the hell have i been? who knows. i hate having a small penis. anyways, i would just like to say that there is a lot of stuff i hate. hate hate hate. oh well. breakfesteon tommorrow, then cryin it up at the show. later all.

hmm... well i ended up not going to the codeseven show tonight, for a variety of reasons. mainly cause i have no money and because i have a buttload of homework to do this weekend. so here i am now, wondering what makes an american an american. maybe a better question would be who cares? man i hate school. ah well. yesterday was great, chillin with ( Read more... )

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wouldnt it be great if you could shoot daggers out of your arms? then when you pretended to shake someone's hand, you would really be stabbing them in the wrist. that would be awesome. it takes a genious to think these things up, really

so this one time, this girl was pissing me off, right, so i beasted the crap out of her. and i looked at myself and thought, damn how did you get so awesome. i cant get over how great i am. anyways, that girls name was sarah. this incoherent post brought to you by boredom.