Comm Post1. You just scream FBI ( Read more... )

. . .thought 'I love you" was hard.

sws post

*sighs*

I hate performance review season.

Comm post here.

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• Are you available?: Depends.
• What is your age?: 48
• What annoys you?: Stupidity

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Blind Date? What was I thinking?

Relationships always get me in trouble.

Sixwordstories smuttysws

1. Where is your cell phone? Pocket
2. Your significant other? Gone
3. Your hair? Brown
4. Your mother? Porter
5. Your father? Deceased.
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Who are you dating?
I'm still at my desk at 11:16 at night. No one.

Will this weekend be a good one?
It's not shaping up to be, no.

What were you doing at midnight last night?
Getting late night Burger King.

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*Orders a shot of whiskey and downs it*

you are darkkhaki
#BDB76B
Your dominant hues are red and green, so you're definately not afraid to get in and stir things up. You have no time for most people's concerns, you'd rather analyze with your head than be held back by some random "gut feeling".

Your saturation level is lower than average - You don't stress out over things and don't ( Read more... )