Another one of those questionarres
A
• Are you available?: Depends.
• What is your age?: 48
• What annoys you?: Stupidity
B
• Do you know anyone named Billy?: Yes.
• When is your birthday?: November 22
• Who is your best friend?: Commander Bud Roberts
C
• What's your favorite candy?: Kit Kat
• Crush?: Orange Soda
• When was the last time you cried?: Recent enough to still be bothered by it.
D
• Do you daydream?: Sometimes.
• What's your favorite kind of dog?: I don't have one. I like fish.
• What day of the week is it?: Just recently Saturday
E
• How do you like your eggs?: Scrambled.
• Have you ever been in the emergency room?: Too many times to count
• Ever pet an elephant? Yes.
F
• Do you use fly swatters?: only electric ones.
• Have you ever used a foghorn?: No.
• Is there a fan in your room?: No.
G
• Do you chew gum?: No.
• Do you like gummy candies?: Only if they're bear shaped.
• Do you like gory movies?: No.
H
• How are you?: Well enough.
• What's your height?: 5'11"
• What color is your hair?: brown
I
• What's your favorite ice cream? Vanilla.
• Have you ever ice skated?: Yes.
• Ever been in an igloo?: Yes.
J
• What's your favorite Jelly Bean?: Everything but buttered popcorn.
• Have you ever heard a really hilarious joke?: I like to think I tell the really hilarious jokes.
• Do you wear jewelry?: My Harvard class ring and a watch. If I'm wearing a tuxedo, add cuff-links.
K
• Who do you want to kill?: Right now, no one.
• Have you ever flown a kite?: Yes.
• Do you think kangaroos are cute?: Not particularly.
L
• Are you laidback?: No.
• Lions or Tigers?: Doesn't matter.
• Do you like black licorice?: Yes.
M
• Favorite movie as a kid?: The Jungle Book
• Ever shopped at Moosejaw?: No.
• Favorite store at the mall?: Ermenegildo Zegna
N
• Do you have a nickname?: Webb
• What’s your favorite number?: My bank balance.
• Do you prefer night or day?: night.
O
• What's your one wish?: My job is no longer needed.
• Are you an only child?: Yes.
• Do you like the color orange?: Not particularly
P
• What are you most paranoid about?: Everything.
• Piercings?: No.
• Do you know anyone named Penelope?: Yes.
Q
• Are you quick to judge people?: I have to be.
• Do you like Quaker Oats?: Yes.
• Know anyone that makes quilts?: I do.
R
• Do you think you're always right?: Yes.
• Do you watch reality TV?: Every time someone does that a book commits suicide.
• Reason to cry?: Too many to count.
S
• Do you prefer sun or rain?: Rain.
• Do you like snow?: I do, unless I'm trapped in Sweden.
• What’s your favorite season?: Fall.
T
• What time is it?: 12:37
• What time did you wake up?: 6:45
U
• Can you ride a unicycle?: No.
• Do you know anyone with a unibrow?: Unfortunately.
• How many uncles do you have?: Three, two are dead.
V
• What’s the worst vegetable?: Okra.
• Did you ever watch Veggie Tales? What?
• Ever considered being vegan?: Not a chance.
W
• What's your worst habit?: I drink.
• Do you like water rides?: No.
• Ever been inside a windmill?: Yes.
X
• Have you ever had an x-ray?: Of course.
• Ever used a Xerox machine?: Of course.
Y
• Do you like the color yellow?: I do.
• What year were you born in?: 1962.
• Do you yell when you're angry?: Sometimes.
Z
• Do you believe in the zodiac?: No.
• What's your zodiac sign?: Sagittarius
• When was the last time you went to the zoo?: About five years ago.
• Are you available?: Depends.
• What is your age?: 48
• What annoys you?: Stupidity
B
• Do you know anyone named Billy?: Yes.
• When is your birthday?: November 22
• Who is your best friend?: Commander Bud Roberts
C
• What's your favorite candy?: Kit Kat
• Crush?: Orange Soda
• When was the last time you cried?: Recent enough to still be bothered by it.
D
• Do you daydream?: Sometimes.
• What's your favorite kind of dog?: I don't have one. I like fish.
• What day of the week is it?: Just recently Saturday
E
• How do you like your eggs?: Scrambled.
• Have you ever been in the emergency room?: Too many times to count
• Ever pet an elephant? Yes.
F
• Do you use fly swatters?: only electric ones.
• Have you ever used a foghorn?: No.
• Is there a fan in your room?: No.
G
• Do you chew gum?: No.
• Do you like gummy candies?: Only if they're bear shaped.
• Do you like gory movies?: No.
H
• How are you?: Well enough.
• What's your height?: 5'11"
• What color is your hair?: brown
I
• What's your favorite ice cream? Vanilla.
• Have you ever ice skated?: Yes.
• Ever been in an igloo?: Yes.
J
• What's your favorite Jelly Bean?: Everything but buttered popcorn.
• Have you ever heard a really hilarious joke?: I like to think I tell the really hilarious jokes.
• Do you wear jewelry?: My Harvard class ring and a watch. If I'm wearing a tuxedo, add cuff-links.
K
• Who do you want to kill?: Right now, no one.
• Have you ever flown a kite?: Yes.
• Do you think kangaroos are cute?: Not particularly.
L
• Are you laidback?: No.
• Lions or Tigers?: Doesn't matter.
• Do you like black licorice?: Yes.
M
• Favorite movie as a kid?: The Jungle Book
• Ever shopped at Moosejaw?: No.
• Favorite store at the mall?: Ermenegildo Zegna
N
• Do you have a nickname?: Webb
• What’s your favorite number?: My bank balance.
• Do you prefer night or day?: night.
O
• What's your one wish?: My job is no longer needed.
• Are you an only child?: Yes.
• Do you like the color orange?: Not particularly
P
• What are you most paranoid about?: Everything.
• Piercings?: No.
• Do you know anyone named Penelope?: Yes.
Q
• Are you quick to judge people?: I have to be.
• Do you like Quaker Oats?: Yes.
• Know anyone that makes quilts?: I do.
R
• Do you think you're always right?: Yes.
• Do you watch reality TV?: Every time someone does that a book commits suicide.
• Reason to cry?: Too many to count.
S
• Do you prefer sun or rain?: Rain.
• Do you like snow?: I do, unless I'm trapped in Sweden.
• What’s your favorite season?: Fall.
T
• What time is it?: 12:37
• What time did you wake up?: 6:45
U
• Can you ride a unicycle?: No.
• Do you know anyone with a unibrow?: Unfortunately.
• How many uncles do you have?: Three, two are dead.
V
• What’s the worst vegetable?: Okra.
• Did you ever watch Veggie Tales? What?
• Ever considered being vegan?: Not a chance.
W
• What's your worst habit?: I drink.
• Do you like water rides?: No.
• Ever been inside a windmill?: Yes.
X
• Have you ever had an x-ray?: Of course.
• Ever used a Xerox machine?: Of course.
Y
• Do you like the color yellow?: I do.
• What year were you born in?: 1962.
• Do you yell when you're angry?: Sometimes.
Z
• Do you believe in the zodiac?: No.
• What's your zodiac sign?: Sagittarius
• When was the last time you went to the zoo?: About five years ago.