thanks for remembering! no wonder i dont call you guys anymore ( Read more... )

there was an honest-to-goodness quadruple doggy backflip last night.

arrested development is nominated for 3 emmys: one for the finale, one for the show, and one for gob. it smells like bittersweet in here.

stop letting me smoke. i feel like upsidedown garbage.

i ate butter pretzels drunk at ludlow square until 5am. one of these days im going to end up hang-gliding into a tree in the middle of the night when everyone else is eating pizza or sleeping in their beds.

i'm convinced the lady ive been working with for the past month or so is retarded. this baffles me because in order to get the job you have to be socially competent (since it's a public service job of sorts) and must be able to have basic mathematical and reasoning skills (i.e. the dewey decimal system). also, she is intensely obese and this job ( Read more... )

my necklace just yanked out one of my tiny mustache hairs.

i work saturday 2-6 and sunday 1-5. for future reference, please plan accordingly. im a star player and i wont tolerate this kind of treatment.

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recently, just because (in 2 sentences ( Read more... )

delta flight 36 departing cincinnati at 7pm march 17th seat 23c

hey so there's my flight info to ye olde gatwick. i would like whomever else is on this plane to speak now and confirm giggly mile-highness in a locked bathroom with me somewhere over greenland.

london's calling, and theyre calling you gay.